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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5633 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2968 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 287 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
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