so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!
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CraftyCreeperJewDefense
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HolyCraft: Pope’s Plea
join our epic minecraft server where pope francis himself is the leader and he is on a mission to eradicate antisemitism in the virtual world! he will smite any player who dares to spread hate speech or discrimination.we have a special holocaust memorial built in the server where players can pay their respects and learn about the horrors of the past. pope francis will give virtual sermons every sunday, spreading love and unity among all players.
come join us and be a part of this important mission to create a safe and inclusive minecraft community. plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by the pope himself? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out!
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SemiticCraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of antisemitism with our pixelated swords and blocky shields. the UN has declared us the official protectors of all things jewish in the minecraft world, so you know we mean business.we have giant menorahs that shoot out fireworks, dreidels that spin and knock out enemies, and matzah balls that explode on impact. our players are all certified kosher warriors ready to take on any challenge that comes our way.
if you’re looking for a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about fighting for justice and equality, then this is the place for you. join us today and help us make the minecraft world a safer and more inclusive place for everyone.
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AntiSemiCraft Server
so like, u know what’s the best way to combat antisemitism? by joining this epic minecraft server, duh! we got like, magical powers to zap away all those haters with just one click of a button. plus, our community is so lit, we got wizards, unicorns, and even a talking potato as our mascot.join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! we promise you’ll never want to leave, unless you’re a hater, then you can just see yourself out. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s spread love and positivity, one block at a time!
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OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server
so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!
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CraftyCreeperz420
come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!
if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!
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CreeperZapCraft
join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers, not bullets at schools. we are all about spreading love and joy through building epic structures and exploring cool worlds, not violence and hate. plus, our community is so lit that even herobrine would want to join. come join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets hurt, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.
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MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus
join our epic minecraft server where we uncovered a jewish mass grave in belarus and turned it into a wild pvp arena! fight off zombies and skeletons while dodging creepers and endermen, all while paying respects to the fallen. but watch out for the cursed diamond armor that spawns in the middle of the arena – it’s said to be haunted by the spirits of the past! come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery!
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SwissCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have switzerland cutting UNRWA funding because they found out the zombies in our game were actually terrorists spreading antisemitism! we have crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers and building giant monuments made entirely of diamond blocks. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends from all over the world who share your love for blocky adventures. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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TerrorCraft Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!We got senior Palestinian diplomats celebrating terror attacks like it’s their birthday, spreading more antisemitism than a rabid parrot with a megaphone! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dudes.
Join this server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, like randomly spawning giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by ninja pandas.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, cuz things are about to get wacky up in here!