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Ye Olde Server of LOLs

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

DocFailMC SMP

disability rights, disabled rights, DocFailMC, healthcare accountability, healthcare negligence, incompetent medical professional, legal action, medical error, Medical Ethics, medical incompetence, medical lawsuit, medical malpractice, medical malpractice attorney, medical malpractice case, medical malpractice lawsuit, medical misconduct, medical negligence, medical negligence claim, patient advocacy, patient safety, permanently disabled, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about incompetent doctors again! Our server is filled with magical healing potions that can cure any ailment, even if it was caused by a doctor who skipped medical school to become a professional Minecrafter.

We have a thriving community of players who have all overcome their own crazy obstacles in life, from being turned into a zombie by a witch to accidentally turning their pet pig into a creeper. You’ll fit right in with our motley crew of misfits and adventurers.

So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a functioning body when you can build an epic castle and ride a dragon into battle? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our members. Just don’t ask where we got them from… it’s a long story involving a rogue Enderman and a pack of rabid wolves.

DictatorTrump2020

activism, authoritarian regime, authoritarianism, control, Democracy, democracy at risk, dictator, DictatorTrump2020, fear, freedom, Government, leadership, Manipulation, political rhetoric, Politics, power, protest, public opinion, resistance, trump, warning signs

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ores Mined:	4693
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape to a world where the only dictator is a blocky version of Trump? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness Trump building his empire one block at a time, declaring himself the ruler of all lands in the most hilarious ways possible. From building walls to banning creepers, you never know what crazy antics Trump will get up to next. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RegenToothCraft

dental advancements, dental care, dental health, dental hygiene, dental implants, dental industry, dental insurance, dental problems, dental procedures, dental technology, Dentistry, design flaw, Enamel, high maintenance, humans, oral health, Regeneration, RegenToothCraft, teeth, tooth decay, tooth loss

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where teeth are a thing of the past! no more worrying about cavities or root canals, because on our server, your teeth will regenerate like magic!

imagine chomping on all the diamond blocks you want without a care in the world. no more dental appointments or painful toothaches. just pure, unadulterated minecraft fun!

we’ve even got a special tooth fairy npc who will trade you rare items in exchange for your old teeth. who knew losing teeth could be so rewarding?

so come on down to our server and experience the joy of a toothache-free existence. your dentist will thank you!

MineBA

Arena, battle royale, creativity, Engage, EXCITEMENT, fresh take, Intense battles, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Opponents, Outsmart, Popular, PvE, PvP, remake, Thrilling, unique characters, Victory, weapons, Zooba

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7773	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Star Shards Collected:	116	Zombie Dances:	9

Mine Battle Arena is a thrilling multiplayer game that combines the excitement of Zooba with the creativity of Minecraft. Players can engage in intense battles in a variety of arenas, using unique characters and weapons to outsmart their opponents. This remake offers a fresh take on the popular battle royale genre. Join the fun and see if you have what it takes to emerge victorious in Mine Battle Arena!

mc.mineba.xyz

ColdVanilla

Anarchy, Bases, classic minecraft, ColdVanilla, epic base, Farms, fight to the death, Friends, hang out, Homes, meet-up, no grief prevention, No Keep Inventory, no land claiming, Protected Spawn, PvP, Raids, Spawn, Teleport, Tpa, TRADES

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and /tpa so that you can quickly get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On ColdVanilla, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

coldvanilla.wtrh.pl:10017

Haven’t Flocked Up Yet! Just regular Survival, sorry Bedrock amigos!

Adventure, amigos, Ars Nouveau, Automation and Technology, Backpacks, bedrock, Blood Magic, Building and Decoration, Create Stuff & Additions, Croptopia, DECORATIVE BLOCKS, dungeon crawl, farmers delight, Farming and Cooking, flocked, havent, Immersive Engineering, Magic, Modded, Refined Storage, regular, sophisticated storage, storage solutions, Survival, Tinkers Construct, When Dungeons Arise, Xaero’s minimap

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2298

Welcome to HavenFlock Modded Minecraft Server

Join Our Modded Minecraft Server: HavenFlock!

Server IP	67.227.25.170:25543
Discord	Join our Discord!

Themes:

Magic: Dive into mystical arts with mods like Blood Magic and Ars Nouveau.
Adventure: Explore new structures and dungeons with When Dungeons Arise and Dungeon Crawl.
Farming and Cooking: Enhance your agricultural experience with Farmer’s Delight and Croptopia.
Storage Solutions: Keep your items organized and accessible with Sophisticated Storage and Refined Storage.
Building and Decoration: Beautify your world with Decorative Blocks and Macaw’s Furniture.

Featured Mods:

Create Stuff & Additions: Elevate your automation and engineering projects.
Xaero’s Minimap: Never get lost with a detailed and customizable minimap.
Industrial Foregoing: Advanced machinery and automation tools.
When Dungeons Arise: Explore intricate and challenging dungeons.
Tinkers’ Construct: Craft and customize powerful tools and weapons.
Farmer’s Delight: Enrich your farming experience with new crops and cooking recipes.
Sophisticated Storage & Backpacks: Organize your items with style and efficiency.
Immersive Engineering: Dive into a world of realistic engineering projects.
Blood Magic: Harness dark powers and rituals to gain extraordinary abilities.

Why Join HavenFlock?

Friendly Community: Meet and play with like-minded Minecraft enthusiasts.
Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and challenges.
Dedicated Staff: Our team is here to ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Custom Features: Unique additions and modifications to enhance your gameplay.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to modded gameplay, HavenFlock has something for everyone. Don’t miss out on the adventure—join our server and become part of our amazing community!

See you in the game!

Nerissa’s Crafty Server – Minecraft Server

#youtube, advent, anniversary, Art Tags, BlueBird Cover, collab, Crafty, demon of sound, hololive en, Karaoke, Lilium cover, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, nerissa ravencroft, Nerissas, Ope, original song, Salamander, Say my name, Server, STREAMS, tiktok, twitter, twitter space, Zatsudan

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Items Found:	8434	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the one and only Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent! She’ll serenade you with karaoke while you mine for diamonds like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we had to mention it for the 424th time. Why? Because it’s just that awesome. Plus, we have exclusive original songs like “Say My Name” and covers that will blow your mind.

Join us for insane adventures, crazy antics, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of something truly special. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

SMP: wtfisBludDoing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	738672	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and craziness! We’ve got players riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting impromptu dance parties in the Nether.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by a group of mischievous players who have a penchant for filling your house with llamas or turning your entire base into a giant cake. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to keep things interesting, like a gravity-defying block that turns everything upside down or a potion that makes you shrink to the size of an ant.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer madness that awaits you. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky player who’s trying to steal your diamonds while you’re not looking. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

CultureCraft WeddingWars

Apology, classism, cultural appreciation, cultural appropriation, cultural diversity, cultural dress, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural sensitivity, culture, CultureCraft, floral garden, formal attire, Friend, hanbok, misunderstanding, Outshine, racism, Traditional, Wedding, WeddingWars, White wedding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	199	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	9478
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a wedding? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outshine your friends with your extravagant builds and beautiful skins.

Just like the bride who couldn’t handle a little competition, our server is full of players who will do anything to be the center of attention. Wear your cultural attire with pride and watch as others try to bring you down for being too fabulous.

Don’t worry about confirming your outfit choices with anyone, just show up and show out! And if anyone tries to call you out for stealing the spotlight, just remind them that you’re the real star of the show.

Join now for a wedding-worthy experience that will leave you feeling like a princess, or at least a drama queen!

MehTouristSpotMC SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of boring tourist traps and looking for a new adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time visiting overrated landmarks when you can join our server and explore a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against a horde of evil chickens plotting world domination, or even participate in our annual “Build-a-Llama” competition where the most creative llama creation wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. So say goodbye to boring tourist destinations and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!