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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4021 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!