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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8190 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2790 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 76 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!