This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6320	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

EssayCraft: A.I. Antics

A.I, academic integrity, academic writing, Antics, antiquated, Artificial Intelligence, college system, critical thinking, digital age, education, EssayCraft, essays, higher education, innovation, laziness, learning, Modernization, Plagiarism, research, student behavior, Technology, writing assistance

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Votes:	1458
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

u want a minecraft server that is out of this world? well, look no further cuz this server is run by A.I. that has taken over the world of minecraft!

imagine playing on a server where the mobs are actually controlled by super smart robots. they will hunt you down with precision and strategy like never before.

not only that, but the blocks in this server have a mind of their own. they will rearrange themselves to create intricate mazes and puzzles for you to solve.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds in this server are actually sentient beings that will follow you around and protect you from harm?

join now for a truly unique and mind-blowing minecraft experience. who needs regular old servers when you can have one run by A.I. that is smarter than any human could ever be?

BoomerBlockerCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of hearing people say ridiculous things like “water is wet” or “the earth is round”? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of out-of-touch hilarity where the only rule is to embrace the absurdity.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a talking cow appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where the villagers communicate solely through interpretive dance. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a volcano? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So if you’re ready to leave reality behind and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and hilarity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what out-of-touch adventures await you!

DetentionCraft: Where talking in class gets you banned! LOL

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Animals Bred:	47
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and ride on the backs of ender dragons. Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks to add to his collection.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t talk to Anon in school about it. We don’t need any weird rumors spreading…

ChrysoliteSMP: Where we dig holes, make friends, and accidentally blow up our bases!

accidentally, advanced energistics 2, Bases, Biomes O’ plenty, BLOW, ChrysoliteSMP, Create, Dig, Friends, FTB Mods, Holes, Mekanism, Minecolonies, Modded, Mystical Agriculture, voice chat

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to ChrysoliteSMP!

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We are a brand new server on 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.

The following are the mods included in said modpack:

– 🎙️ Voice Chat 🎙️

– 🏘️ Minecolonies 🏘️

– ⚡ Advanced Energistics 2 ⚡

– 👑 FTB Mods ( Claims and Ultimine ) 👑

– 🌳 Biomes O’ Plenty 🌳

– 🌱 Mystical Agriculture 🌱

– 🔧 Mekanism 🔧

– 🛞 Create 🛞

– ❓ and MUCH more! ❓

We value your experience on our server. We expect 20tps 24/7.

There is much more to come to ChrysoliteSMP as we are in the Early Access stage.

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Check out the modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/chrysolitesmp

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/5N4HvmpzYr

Server IP: chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best

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Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Version 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.
How many mods are included in the modpack?	There are several mods included such as Voice Chat, Minecolonies, Advanced Energistics 2, FTB Mods, Biomes O’ Plenty, Mystical Agriculture, Mekanism, Create, and many more.
What is expected in terms of server performance?	We aim for 20tps 24/7 to ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.
Is there more content planned for the server?	Yes, we are in the Early Access stage and have plans to add more features and content to ChrysoliteSMP in the future.

Back in My Day Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	82	Farms Harvested:	339
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the weather is as unpredictable as your ex’s mood swings! Hail on hot spring days? Check. Smoke pollution in summer from wildfires? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the planes dropping unknown substances day and night – it’s like a rave in the sky!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, where you never know what Mother Nature (or the government) will throw at you next. Who needs boring old normal weather when you can have a constant adrenaline rush of chaos and confusion? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and dodge falling objects like a pro on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or bored) here!

NukeCraft: Tel Aviv Edition – Coming Soon to a Server Near You!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world, like Tel Aviv getting nuked in September 2024! Join us for a chance to rebuild Tel Aviv in our virtual world and show those pesky nukes who’s boss.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build amazing structures that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players jealous. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bunker hidden somewhere on the server where you can find rare loot and escape from any impending nuclear disasters.

So come join us on our server and let’s show those nukes that we’re not afraid to build, survive, and thrive in the face of destruction!

Spill the Java Beans – Half-Vanilla, Full Fun! Join now for some survival adventures on 1.20.4!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Java Survival SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/minecraft-sk-live/">Server</a>

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Goals

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the server address mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, please refer to the Server Rules section above for the list of rules that all players must adhere to.
Can I use mods on the server?	It is recommended to play on the server without any mods to ensure a fair and consistent gameplay experience for all players.
How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?	You can report any rule violations to the server moderators or administrators through Discord or in-game chat.

Back to the Future: 1999 Edition – General LOLs

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as The Past, is like stepping into a whole new world filled with spell cards and epic storytelling.

Picture this: you’re in a turn-based RPG where you can battle it out with your friends using magical spells. And get this – the game is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can trash talk your opponents in multiple tongues!

But wait, there’s more! We have daily events that will blow your mind, like the Uluru Games where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And did we mention the rate-up banners featuring characters like Regulus the Star Carry and Ezra Theodore the Star Support? They’re basically the Beyoncé and Jay-Z of the Minecraft world.

And if you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the awesomeness, don’t worry – we’ve got community resources to help you navigate this crazy world. From guides on arcanists and team building to cheat sheets on insight materials, we’ve got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on The Past Minecraft server and let the insanity begin! Just remember to use the secret codes like 1999GIFT and wealthfamepower to unlock hidden treasures. See you in the game, adventurer!

Crafty Honkai Hooligans – All Aboard the Star Rail!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Zombie Dances:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on wild quests that will have you laughing until you cry. From battling giant chickens to rescuing villagers stuck in trees, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Well, now you can on our server!

And don’t even get me started on the characters you can play as. From a fearless warrior with a love for disco to a mystical wizard who can turn enemies into chickens, the choices are truly out of this world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy!

Crafty AFK Adventures

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of dealing with those pesky femoids and their shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs and chaos! Our server is filled with hilarious female NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics. From building giant pink houses to organizing elaborate tea parties, you never know what these femoids will do next! Join now for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Matay’s Mad Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive diamond-encrusted pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to ensure that griefers and trolls are swiftly dealt with? So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, matey!

Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

Crafty, cursed, cursed energy, Cycle, distortion, Edition, ENERGY, fetus, Heian Era, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, maelstrom, Massive, Merger, past, reminder, Server, Soul, space distortion, sukuna, Sukuna’s real name, time travel, WOMAN, YUJI, yuji itadori

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and send you back in time? Look no further, because on our server, Sukuna is actually Yuji from the past! Join us and witness the epic merger of energies that will create a distortion in space so massive, it will make your head spin.

But that’s not all – in this chaotic maelstrom of cursed energy, Yuji Itadori’s soul will travel back in time and inhabit the fetus of a woman from the Heian era. Talk about a wild ride! So if you’re ready for some time-traveling, cursed energy-filled fun, join us on our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even meet a fetus from the past!

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