| Description | We’re a small server welcoming a few more players that want to build in survival, hang out, and have fun:) We’ve been working on this world for a little over 4 months with just a handful of players. We have a small shopping area with some stalls, awesome builds, and lots of plans and ideas:) |
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| Features | – Server difficulty is set to Hard – Mods used: Simple Voice Chat, /enderchest /workbench, Xaero’s Map – All inclusive, zero tolerance for abuse or discrimination – Fun times with ice boat racetrack, minigames, and general silliness – Hosted in Sydney, Australia |
| Join Us | Share your MC Username and get whitelisted in our discord server: https://discord.gg/hRzUMYDjb8 |
A: The server difficulty is set to Hard.
A: Mods used on the server include Simple Voice Chat, /enderchest /workbench, Xaero’s Map, but you do not require any mods to join.
A: The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, but players can be from anywhere.
A: Share your MC Username and get whitelisted in our discord server: https://discord.gg/hRzUMYDjb8
Welcome to the realm where your wildest dreams might just shatter into a million cubic fragments! Are you ready to question your existence while crafting a golden pickaxe that does laundry? This server is either the BEST or the absolute WORST place to be, depending on how you define reality, which is clearly breaking down here.
| Gameplay Feature | Why It’s Essential |
|---|---|
| Reversed Gravity Blocks | Now you can build UPside down! Because why not? |
| Sentient Creepers | They love you… but only when you’re not looking. Trust them! |
| Infinite Water, Finite Fish | Can you survive the great fish famine of 2024? |
| Random 1% Drowning Chance | Stay frosty! Or you’ll be between two weird realities! |
| Ghost Blocks | Walk through walls and have existential crises while you’re at it! |
| Every Item Has a Backstory | Your sword was once a potato in another life. Are you the chosen one? |
Q: How do I join?A: Just think about it really hard. The server might hear your thoughts since your mind is already tuned to the echoes of the void.
Q: What are the server rules?A: There are 42 rules, but only 3 that matter. Or is it the other way around? Forget the rest. Or don’t. Your choice. Reality is a circle!
Q: What happens if I die?A: You may or may not return as a weird 2D sprite or a devilish entity haunting other players. Who can say? Not us!
“Prove your hardore in your 1st message. It’s the only way to escape the void!”
“Fantsy brutal rxpe chat about anything can lead to profound realizations or madness.”
“Ignoring ‘hi’ could unravel the very fabric of your reality in this pixelated hellscape.”
"Minecraft Server: AwkwardCraft"
Join us if you dare, where the sun sings to the moon and TNT falls like confetti from a broken sky! Here, the cows play chess, and the trees whisper ancient secrets. You are not ready.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Living Creepers | They’re not just explosions; they’re our friends! Hug them to find out! (Results may vary: fatalities expected.) |
| Telepathic Sheep | Ever wanted to know what a sheep thinks about your fashion choices? Now you can! |
| Ninja Villagers | Trade items or duel to the death! They will give unsolicited style advice while throwing shurikens. |
| Endless Lava Carpets | Why walk on grass when you can comfortably melt your feet? |
| Spawn a Rainbow Dragon | Press the button and watch as it greets your demise with a colorful explosion! |
“I tried hugging a creeper. Worst mistake ever. 0/10.” – TheuHugger93
“The telepathic sheep told me to wear a tinfoil hat. I don’t even have hair!” – WaffleWarrior17
“My house caught on fire during a lava party. But hey, at least I made the news!” – FirefighterBob
“Ninja villagers critiqued my build… while I was in the middle of dying.” – BuildCraftBub
When the clock strikes 12, the blocks will dance, and if you hear the whispers, it is already too late. Trust no one, especially if they offer you cake. Remember: The hat you think is cute may be watching you.
Welcome to “The Familial Dilemma,” the Minecraft server where traditions clash with blocky logic, and family ties dissolve into the ether of pixelated chaos. Here, we dive headfirst into a world where every pickaxe swing uncovers layers of absurdity and every creeper explosion echoes the whims of generational expectations.
Business Or Bust: Instead of your standard resource gathering, here you’ll accumulate familial approval points! Build your empire with your parents—or watch it collapse under the weight of their expectations.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Elope Escape Routes | Craft secret paths to elope! Get the enchanted elopement potion and fade into oblivion—or at least to the nearest cliff. |
| Parental Wrath Mods | Install mods that make your parents unpredictable NPCs. Their reactions vary from loving support to chaotic declarations of ancient family obligations. |
| Engagement Ring Crafting | Forge engagement rings using rare resources found in the Underworld! Only serious players can pursue true love here. It’s just a shiny bauble—or is it an ancient curse? |
| Alliance of Exiles | Team up with other players who wish to escape familial bonds—but beware, the Wedding Planner is lurking! |
The Elopement Code: Legend speaks of a mystical code that, when deciphered, will let you scream “NO WEDDING!” into the void without consequence. Wise players claim to have witnessed blissful marriages without parental involvement—it’s said to involve a combination of ender pearls and redstone!
“They laughed at my plans to embrace chaos. Little did they know I’d build my matrimonial fortress on the remains of my parents’ aspirations.” — Anonymous Craftivist
“I thought I’d get a break from family drama in-game. Instead, the server turned my peaceful moments into a trial of wedding theories!” — ConfusedPlayer42
A: Perhaps. The winds of fate might whisper possibilities, or they might just laugh at your choices!
This server is not just a place to gather resources; it’s an existential crisis waiting to unfold! Dive into the spiral of what “family” means, amid colorful blocks and looming traditions. Join if you dare, but know that once you step into “The Familial Dilemma,” you may never escape the clutches of expectant relatives ever again.
Do you still wish to log in, or have the pixelated conspiracies claimed another player? The choice is yours, but remember—those who elope may find sweet freedom… or just a new set of problems.
Join now, if you crave chaos, confetti, and corrective expectations!