so like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly forget where u put ur diamonds? well, this server is like the opposite of that! take ur antidepressants and watch ur cognitive skills decline at lightning speed! forget where u live, forget ur friends’ names, it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos! join now for a chance to lose ur mind in the most epic way possible!
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DementiaCraft – Antidepressant-Free Fun!
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Serotonin Space Adventure
are you feeling down in the dumps? need a pick-me-up? well, have we got the minecraft server for you! come join us and let the serotonin flow like a river in your brain! our SSRIs will have you feeling like a brand new player in no time. say goodbye to those 5-HT4 receptors and hello to a world of serotonin-induced happiness. join us now and start your journey to a brighter, blockier future!
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MommaHealz Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player and their girlfriend.Imagine a world where you have to balance building your dream castle while also navigating the complexities of adulting. Will you apply for benefits like SNAPS and accidentally cause chaos in your virtual life? Will you have lunch with your in-game mom and end up in a heated argument over insurance? The possibilities are endless!
But don’t worry, we also offer a variety of pill-themed challenges for those who enjoy a little medical drama in their gameplay. Will you be able to juggle 10 different virtual pills while fending off creepers and zombies? Only time will tell!
So come join us on this server and experience the thrill of living out outrageous stories just like the one above. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
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CraftyCrafterz
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!
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Love Potion Server
so like, u know how some people think takin antidepressants makes u all numb and stuff? well guess what, this study found that it don’t even mess with ur romantic love vibes! so if u wanna keep feelin all the lovey dovey feels while also keepin ur mental health in check, come join our minecraft server! we got all the good vibes and none of the dullness, just like those antidepressants apparently. plus, we got a secret love potion in the game that makes all the players fall in love with each other, so u might just find ur minecraft soulmate here! come join us for some love-filled adventures and maybe even find ur player 2, who knows? 😉❤️🌈 #minecraftlove #antidepressantscantstopus
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AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures
come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!
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Depressed Craft: Immune Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we battle depression with immune system activation!! we got all the anti-inflammatories you need to kick those sad vibes to the curb and start building your way to happiness!! our players have reported feeling 100% better after just one session of fighting off those pesky inflammation mobs. don’t let standard antidepressants bring you down, join us and let’s kick depression’s butt together!!
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Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics
so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.
join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!
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Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us
come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free antidepressants to all players to help with the pain of losing in pvp battles. our studies show that after taking our magical pills, players have a 99.9% chance of winning every fight! we’ve conducted a whopping 15 trials in the last 40 years and the results are mind-blowing. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to dominate the game with the power of antidepressants! join now and start your journey to victory!
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Cannabis Craze: Meds Mix-Up!
so, like, this server is like the ultimate chill spot, man. we got all the green you need to relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. forget about those boring tranquilizers, we got the good stuff that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud.plus, we got some crazy adventures waiting for you. like, one time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. it was like a dream come true, dude. and don’t even get me started on the time a giant zombie pigman invaded the server and started wreaking havoc. it was chaos, but also kinda hilarious.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to think outside the box and have a good time, then you gotta join us. we’re all about having fun and making memories that will last a lifetime. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!