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BlockyBedDisappointment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	8
Magic Items Found:	8181	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, China, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Enabling, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, Server, stark warning, summit, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, u know how the G7 leaders are all like “OMG China is totally helping Russia in the Ukraine war”? well, we got a minecraft server that is so lit, even the G7 leaders are talking about it! come join us and be part of the drama, build epic bases, and fight off mobs like a boss. plus, u might even spot a G7 leader trying to sneak onto the server to get some epic loot. join now for a wild ride that even Putin would be jealous of!

CraftyCommiesMC

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mines Excavated:	3178	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

hey u, yeah u, do u like explosions? do u like chaos? well then u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got more artillery shells than north korea sent to russia! imagine the epic battles u can have with all that firepower, it’s gonna be lit af!

we got crazy events like the great tnt war where u can blow up ur enemies to bits and claim victory! and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, we got creepers on steroids and zombie pigmen riding giant spiders, it’s a total nightmare but in a fun way!

plus, our community is the best, we’re all a bunch of loony tunes who love to prank each other and have a good time. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our little secret 😉

EgoCraft: Where You’re Always the Hero

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

so, like, u know how sometimes u look in the mirror and u see, like, a potato with legs staring back at u? well, on this amazeballs minecraft server, people will see u as the majestic unicorn that u truly are! like, seriously, they’ll be bowing down to u and showering u with diamonds and emeralds cuz u are just THAT fabulous.

and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.

also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.

so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.

EternalVictimCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Tired of being griefed and trolled on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch a chicken! That’s right, no more crying over your precious builds being destroyed by some random troll. Join us and experience the ultimate safe haven for your pixelated creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor in the game. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself? Legend has it that he roams the land, pranking unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and put an end to his mischief once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch that chicken).

CraftyMix Minecraft Server – Where Asian Women Love White Men!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	2537
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.

So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!

LoserCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mines Excavated:	4278	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of being called a loser in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a loser is actually a good thing! Our server is filled with the coolest losers you’ll ever meet, from players who can’t build a simple dirt house to those who constantly get blown up by creepers. Join us and embrace your inner loser!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground club where all the losers hang out. We have dance parties with skeletons, karaoke nights with zombies, and even a fashion show for all the players wearing mismatched armor. Who needs to be a winner when you can be a loser with style?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Loser Olympics. Compete in events like the Potato Sack Race, the Enderman Stare-Off, and the Creeper Dodgeball Tournament. Winners get bragging rights, but losers get a participation trophy made out of dirt blocks.

So why waste your time trying to be a winner when you can join our Minecraft server and be a proud, card-carrying loser? Come join us and let your loser flag fly high!

CreeperCarnage – Fear Factor Edition

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you afraid of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to conquer your fear of dull gameplay and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens and riding unicorns into battle. Don’t let your fear hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyComrades: NoTiesAllowed

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	130	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Votes:	5825
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where G7 leaders are too busy fighting over who’s the biggest boss to notice the real action happening in our pixelated world!

We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our secret underground bunker is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat).

Forget about politics, come join us and let’s build a world where the only alliances that matter are the ones you make with your fellow gamers. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to victory, one block at a time!

SkinSwapCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

yo, come join dis server where we got crazier burns than dat! we got lava pits everywhere, so you gonna be needin’ skin grafts left and right just to survive. but don’t worry, we got a whole team of virtual doctors ready to perform surgeries on you while you play. it’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less McDreamy. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the ultimate skin graft challenge!

Chaos and Carnage in Murk PVP Land

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	3566	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Murk PVP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Murkpvp.minecraft.best
Discord	https://discord.gg/VXNX9py7

Join our NEW map!

Murk PVP with a brand new map and a fresh MCTOP.

🔹 Server Features:

PvP Survival: Test your skills against other players in a challenging survival setting
MCMMO Installed: Level up your swords, axes fists and a bunch of other skills, do more damage the higher level you are, runescape style! Mobs scale the further you are from spawn and the higher level you are so be ready.
Community-Focused: We are a new server looking to grow and foster a friendly and active community, dedicated players will be open to rank promotions
Moderator Opportunities: As our server grows, we will be looking for dedicated players to join our moderation team. Show us you’re a loyal player and you might have the chance to become a player moderator.

Why Join Us?

Fresh Start: Be among the first to join and help shape the community from the ground up. Put your name on MCTOP for everyone else to see!
Active Development: We’re constantly improving and adding new features based on player feedback.
Supportive Community: Meet new friends and enjoy the game together in a supportive environment.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply use the server IP Murkpvp.minecraft.best to connect to the server.
Can I apply to be a moderator?	As our server grows, we will be looking for dedicated players to join our moderation team. Show us you’re a loyal player and you might have the chance to become a player moderator.
What sets this server apart?	Our server features PvP Survival, MCMMO skills, a community-focused environment, and opportunities for growth within the server.