LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we fight off terrorists like ISIS! China is all like “we gonna combat terrorism” after a citizen got killed by those baddies. But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. Join us and help us take down the virtual terrorists while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, just like China’s commitment to fighting terrorism. Let’s do this!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
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Flight2BlockHezCash
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺
Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱
So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪
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SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!
yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t accept no jihadi presence in the southern part of the server! like, can you imagine trying to build your house and suddenly a bunch of jihadi creepers come blowing it up? nah, not on our watch!we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.
plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.
so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis
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UNcraft Server: IDF Edition
so like, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting involved! they detained a UN team because they thought there was a terror suspect embedded in the group. like, what even?! join this server for some crazy adventures and maybe even get detained by the IDF too! who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server!
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HamasCraft: No Swiss Approval
so, like, this server is totally bananas, just like the swiss government banning hamas, amirite? but don’t worry, we ain’t banning anything here except for boring gameplay! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only law is to have fun! we’ve got crazy minigames, epic builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll make even herobrine jealous!
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HamburgRadicalCraft
Yo, dis server be so lit, even Germany be like “nah, we can’t handle dis level of craziness”. We got Islamic Centre Hamburg banned cuz our players were too radical with their building skills and extremism in PvP battles. Join us if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie pigmen with enchanted swords. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!