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Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Mines Excavated:	4517
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	270	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, ddg, Dorks, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., dragons, Feste, hire pawn, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, Server, Skills, Steam, survey, video game, Wiki

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ores Mined:	1907	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Votes:	8170
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

cancucks, CreeperCancucks, CREEPERS, Defeat, devastated, Disappointment, emotional turmoil, fair, Frustration, game over, HEARTBREAK, Hockey, kill me now, LOSE, Nooo, Over.., Sadness, sports, sports fan, STOP, UNFAIR, Upset, winning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	4377
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Emeralds Found:	6803
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo

action, Adventure, Anime, battle scenes, Boogaloo, Characters, Electric, episode 2, FANTASY, Favorite, Gate, homage, kirito, LANCER, new episodes, plot twists, Season, The New Gate, Thread, Underrated, video game, virtual reality, watch

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

Article, CLICK BAIT, discrimination, fake news, False narrative, Genocide, internet culture, Isnt, media manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, not real, not real news, not victim, Propaganda, racism, real, showdown, snowflake, Social Issues, Societal Problems, Victim, Virgin, White, white genocide

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1930	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!

Pixelated Weebs

Anime, Attack, bl, Definitively Femcels, double standards, feminism, gender equality, Keanu Reeves, mainstream media, Male Incels, Misandry, Misogyny, pixelated, Ships, Social Issues, sports anime, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Twilight, Weeb’s, yaoi

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes! Are you a fan of Anime? We’ve got all your favorite shows playing on repeat 24/7. Love Ships? We’ve got a whole fleet waiting for you to explore. And don’t even get us started on Yaoi and BL – it’s a shipper’s paradise!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special section dedicated to Twilight fans – because who doesn’t love a sparkly vampire love triangle? And for all you sports anime enthusiasts out there, get ready to hit the virtual field and show off your skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve even got a secret section dedicated to Keanu Reeves. That’s right, the one and only Keanu is a regular player on our server, battling creepers and building epic structures like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our crazy community of definitively Femcels who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. And remember, the mainstream media may only attack male incels, but here on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms. Double standards, who?

Block Battle Royale

battle, BLOCK, Cards, Challenges, Competition, Deck, deckbuilding, dueling, Event, gameplay, Losses, master duel, Meta, ONLINE, Practice, Preparation, Royale.., Skills, strategy, Tactics, Tournament, Victory, Wins

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	146	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic events ever seen in the Minecraft universe! Picture this: a massive ender dragon riding a creeper like a bucking bronco while players try to tame them with diamond carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco creeper dropping sick beats and exploding in a shower of glitter!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Putin’s Craft: Building Blocks and Bear Hugs

authoritarianism, autocracy, Bear, blocks, building, Conflict, Craft, Decision making, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global impact, hugs, influence, international relations, Kremlin, leadership, Manipulation, motivation, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, russia, strategy, world affairs

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Putin himself is a player! Yes, you heard that right. He’s taking a break from running Russia to mine diamonds and build epic structures in our virtual world. Join now to witness Putin riding a pig into battle against creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a dancing chicken disco party every Friday night. Get your groove on with our feathered friends and show off your best dance moves.

So why would Putin do this? Because our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft. Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyArknights – Building Towers and Battling Creeps!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Crops Grown:	7595
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for a LOLZY time filled with INSANE stories and OUTRAGEOUS reasons to keep coming back for more.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling a dragon made of diamonds. That’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive GLOBAL/JP/KR CONTENT that will blow your mind. From 6* Sniper Fiammetta to 5* Medic Whisperain, you’ll never run out of new characters to discover.

And if that’s not enough, our CN CONTENT will leave you speechless. With 6* Defender Penance and 5* Guard Akafuyu, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC journey and experience the ULTIMATE Minecraft adventure. Don’t miss out on the fun – log in now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead Except the Creepers

acceptance, Bigotry, Blockhead, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, equality, gender, Gender Identity, hate, Identity, ignorance, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, prejudice, restroom, Safety, Social Issues, society, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our InsaneCraft server, where we embrace all genders, even the 500+ ones that didn’t exist before 2020! Join us if you want to escape the madness of real life, where 6-foot dudes dressed as women lurk in the women’s restroom. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a blocky warrior or a pixelated princess. We don’t discriminate based on gender, we just want everyone to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on InsaneCraft, anything goes!

Waifu Head Pats – Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, cost, cute, desire, devotion, dream, emotional, Fandom, FANTASY, head pat, longing, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, PATS, payment, relationship, Server, virtual, waifu, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can pat your waifu’s head for FREE! Yes, you heard that right, FREE head pats for all players! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret DIAMOND mine where you can find unlimited riches and build the most extravagant waifu shrine ever seen in Minecraft history!

Join now and embark on a quest to find the legendary CREEPER king who has been terrorizing the land with his explosive antics. Defeat him and claim his throne as your own, ruling over all the creepers in the land as their new waifu-loving overlord!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a GIANT chicken that lays ENCHANTED eggs filled with rare loot and magical powers. Will you be able to tame this mighty chicken and harness its incredible abilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most INSANE and HILARIOUS adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!