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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9462 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 203 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”