come join our epic minecraft server where we blame everything on international zionism just like maduro blames them for unrest in venezuela! build your own crazy conspiracy theories while building epic structures and battling other players in epic pvp battles! who needs real politics when you can have virtual drama on our server! come join now and be part of the madness!
ZionCraft Minecraft Server
CraftyCreeperAnneFrank
come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own anne frank statue and protect it from vandals!!! we have crazy pvp battles where u can fight off pro-palestinian graffiti artists trying to destroy ur masterpiece!! join now for the ultimate challenge and defend anne frank’s honor in the virtual world!!! #justiceforannefrank #minecraftmadnessCraftyCreeperProtests
U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIT AF! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA!BUT DAT’S NOT ALL, WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE DIAMOND ARMOR THAT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS LIKE SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES?
PLUS, WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR AND A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT GRANTS WISHES TO ALL WHO PET ITS RAINBOW MANE!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER FULL OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS AND WACKY ADVENTURES, THEN COME ON DOWN! JUST BEWARE OF THE EVIL LLAMA KING WHO RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST…AND A FLUFFY LLAMA HAT!
SarcellesCraft
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the sickest beats.Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a virtual family. We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where we all gather around a virtual campfire and share our favorite taco recipes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive, even the Endermen are lining up to get in. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!
CraftySemiteFun
are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? come join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness! our server is so crazy, it’ll make the antisemitism in France look like a tea party! with over 100 incidents of pure insanity happening every month, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!build your own wacky creations, battle epic monsters, and team up with other players to conquer the land! but be warned, things can get pretty wild around here. one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the entire server! it took a team of brave players armed with nothing but pickaxes and courage to defeat it.
so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! who needs normal when you can have outrageous? come be a part of the madness!
CraftyBulgarianMC Server
So, like, come join our Minecraft server, where we have three Bulgarians who, like, totally got arrested for, get this, desecrating a Paris Holocaust Memorial! I know, right? Crazy stuff! But don’t worry, they’re not on the server, so you won’t have to worry about any shenanigans like that happening here. Plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of famous landmarks from around the world. You can see the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and even a giant potato! Yeah, you heard me right, a giant potato! So come on over and join us for some wacky adventures and epic builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!HolocaustCraft: BulgarianBashers
Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got 3 Bulgarians causing chaos like they in Paris! They be vandalizing shiz like a holocaust memorial, but don’t worry, we keep it PG on our server (mostly).If you wanna experience some next level drama and excitement, then this is the place to be! Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into with our crazy community. Plus, we got the best pixel art of historical monuments you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind (and maybe get you in trouble with the law, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?).
So come on down and join the madness, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get building, trolling, and exploring together, because why be normal when you can be absolutely bonkers!
HolyCraft: Escape from Athens
OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, LIKE LITERALLY LIT WITH LAVA AND STUFF. WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.ONE TIME, A PLAYER NAMED BOB BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE AND THEN A GIANT MOUSE CAME AND ATE IT ALL. IT WAS HILARIOUS.
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE LLAMAS RULE AND PIGS FLY. IT’S LIKE A FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS.
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE TACOS ON TUESDAYS. YOLO!
MileiCraft: Justice for ’94 Bombing
come join our minecraft server where we fight for justice like Milei in Argentina! we may not be solving real crimes but we sure are solving the mystery of who keeps stealing all the diamonds in our server! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the 1994 bombing of the Jewish community center…or not, who knows, anything can happen in our wacky world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!JewCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for justice like those argentinians in buenos aires!!! we are like superheroes but in blocky form!!! we will avenge the 85 people who died in the attack on the jewish community center!!! we will build monuments and statues in their honor!!! join us and be a part of this epic quest for justice!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so come on and join us, it’s gonna be lit!!!