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Blocky Buds Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being called Hitler just because of your skin color on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all colors of the rainbow! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to spread peace and love throughout the Minecraft universe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your inner rainbow shine! -
No Hate Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time! -
Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being discriminated against in Minecraft just because of your skin color? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who are as white as a freshly mined block of quartz! Why? Because we believe in the power of purity and nothing says pure like a group of players all rocking that pale complexion.Join us for a wild ride where the only shade you’ll see is from the trees in the forest, not from any racist players. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your fellow white comrades. And don’t worry, our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon has been known to discriminate against non-white players.
So come on over and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, if you’re not white, you’re not right for us!
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Minecraft SMP: BNWO Duex 2.0
Welcome to BNWO Duex, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks or else they will spit on you. – The spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time! – We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? – The only way to level up in our server is by participating in epic dance battles with other players. Break out your best Fortnite dance moves and show us what you’ve got! – Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through Morse code. They may be starchy, but they know how to keep things interesting.
So what are you waiting for? Join BNWO Duex today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Not a Racist But Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace diversity in the most hilarious way possible!Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and zombies break out into dance battles. Our server is so inclusive that even Endermen have started hosting tea parties for players to attend.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their superior spit attacks. Join us if you want to be a part of the llama revolution and ride into battle on the back of a rainbow-colored llama.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, we’re not racist, but we do discriminate against players who don’t have a sense of humor.
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KrautCraft: Anti-Far-Right Minecraft Server
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of the universe? well, let me tell you why you NEED to join this server ASAP!first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you defeat the mighty Ender Dragon by doing the Macarena dance in real life! trust me, it’s totally worth it.
secondly, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at lightning speed. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. what could possibly go wrong, right?
lastly, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. imagine rolling up to a PvP match on a zombie steed, ready to wreck some noobs with your undead army. it’s the stuff of legends, my friends.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the chaos, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that is waiting for you. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you blow yourself up with that TNT rollercoaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
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PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!