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Mid2000sDVD Minecraft Server

2000s nostalgia, anti-piracy, comedy, copyright protection, digital piracy, DVD, DVD collection, DVD release, DVD technology, Entertainment, funny, home entertainment, lol, mid 2000s, Mid2000sDVD, Minecraft, Movie, movie industry, movie night, Piracy, scare tactics, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing in no time!

Join our server and experience the most outrageous reasons to play Minecraft, like battling zombie chickens with laser eyes or riding on rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine this: every time you log on, a random old DVD from the mid-2000s plays before your eyes, filled with cheesy anti-piracy warnings that are so bad, they’re good. It’s like a comedy show and a gaming experience all rolled into one!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh your way to victory in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the funniest gaming experience of your life!

PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

anti-piracy, anti-piracy measures, bad, Cool, copyright infringement, crime, digital piracy, illegal, intellectual property, Piracy, piracy awareness, piracy consequences, piracy education, piracy ethics, piracy impact, piracy is wrong, piracy laws, piracy prevention, piracy punishment, PirateCraft, stop piracy, theft, Totally

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Items Found:	5895	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Void Gems Collected:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!

FiancéFailsToDefendFriend

aita, deluded, Fiance, FiancéFailsToDefendFriend, Friend, friend group, Gamers, high school, hot, insecure, jealous, Justified, KIND, male validation, mean, not defending, passive aggressive, pick me girl, Rude, University

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is nonexistent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Zaira put Emma in her place during a dinner with friends.

Imagine a world where your fiancé’s savage comebacks are the highlight of the night, leaving everyone speechless and in awe. Witness the power of true love and a mean streak like no other as Zaira shuts down any potential threats to your relationship with her fiery words.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of watching drama unfold before your very eyes, all while enjoying some quality gaming time with your friends. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of Zaira’s epic takedowns!

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchantments Applied:	242
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Votes:	4135	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Crops Grown:	9007

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Void Armor Forged:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	151

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Potions Brewed:	147
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Items Found:	2514

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Animals Bred:	68	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8211

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Emeralds Found:	5805	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6960
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!