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Mid2000sDVD Minecraft Server

2000s nostalgia, anti-piracy, comedy, copyright protection, digital piracy, DVD, DVD collection, DVD release, DVD technology, Entertainment, funny, home entertainment, lol, mid 2000s, Mid2000sDVD, Minecraft, Movie, movie industry, movie night, Piracy, scare tactics, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Votes:	8152	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8767	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing in no time!

Join our server and experience the most outrageous reasons to play Minecraft, like battling zombie chickens with laser eyes or riding on rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine this: every time you log on, a random old DVD from the mid-2000s plays before your eyes, filled with cheesy anti-piracy warnings that are so bad, they’re good. It’s like a comedy show and a gaming experience all rolled into one!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh your way to victory in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the funniest gaming experience of your life!

PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

anti-piracy, anti-piracy measures, bad, Cool, copyright infringement, crime, digital piracy, illegal, intellectual property, Piracy, piracy awareness, piracy consequences, piracy education, piracy ethics, piracy impact, piracy is wrong, piracy laws, piracy prevention, piracy punishment, PirateCraft, stop piracy, theft, Totally

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!

SludgeCraft Jams

ambient, Atmospheric, background music, Cinematic, CONTENT, Dark, dramatic, emotional, film, Film Score, Haunting, instrumental, INTENSE, Jams, movies, Music, original, Powerful, sludge, SludgeCraft, soundtrack music, Soundtracks

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Potions Brewed:	158
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server, when all of a sudden, the soundtrack starts playing the most epic sludge metal music you’ve ever heard in your life. like, you’re headbanging so hard, you accidentally mine straight into a lava pit, but it’s totally worth it because the music is just that good.

and that’s not even the best part, dude. this server has, like, a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of caves and dungeons. you never know what crazy creatures you’ll encounter along the way, from giant spiders to zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it’s like a theme park on steroids, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention the staff on this server are all trained ninjas? like, they can build a castle out of dirt blocks in, like, five seconds flat. and if you ever get griefed by some noob, they’ll swoop in and banish them to the shadow realm with just a flick of their ninja stars. it’s like having your own personal army of Minecraft gods watching over you.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be sure to bring your best pickaxe and your sense of adventure, because things are about to get seriously crazy up in here.

BrainCraftMC

Brain, brain activity, brain connectivity, brain function, BrainCraftMC, Cognitive science, Conscious Experience, Consciousness, entanglement, Mind, neural networks, neuroscience, Quantum, quantum biology, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, Radical, study, Theory of Consciousness, Thought Processes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6384
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

hey u, yea u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server got quantum entanglement in ur brain, yea u heard me right, ur brain is gonna be all quantum and stuff. u gonna be so conscious u gonna be like a freakin genius or sumthin.

dis server got so much craziness, u gonna be buildin like a madman, creatin epic structures dat defy da laws of physics. u gonna be fightin mobs like u never seen before, dey gonna be all quantum and stuff too.

join dis server and u gonna be part of da most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave once u start playin. so what u waitin for? join now and let da quantum entanglement in ur brain take u on a wild ride.

Vanilla-ish UnderscoreCraft: Where Diamonds Are a Server’s Best Friend!

Adult, Builds, common sense, communal areas, Communication, Community, Community Projects, data packs, diamonds, discord account, English, Friend, Global, Nether Hub, Player Shops, respectful, rules, Servers, shopping district, smp, spawn buildings, Survival, UnderscoreCraft, Vanilla, Vanillaish

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

UnderscoreCraft Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Whitelisted Semi-Vanilla Survival
Players	Adults 25+
Seasons	Starting 6th Season
Server Rules	Respectful behavior, no stealing or griefing, use common sense
Data-packs	Various quality-of-life improvements
Other Info	Community projects, TNT duping allowed responsibly
Server Info	Difficulty: Hard, 30 player slots, Minecraft Java Edition 1.21, Sodium and Lithium mods

UnderscoreCraft Minecraft Server FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Message the server admin for a Discord link to apply for whitelist.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: Players must be 25 years or older.

Q: How long do maps last?

A: Maps generally last 6-12 months, with mini-seasons between major seasons.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Be respectful, no stealing or griefing, use common sense.

Q: What data-packs are installed on the server?

A: Anti-Enderman Griefing, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Single Player Sleep, Dragon Drops Elytra, Customizable Armor Stands, AFK Display, Coordinates HUD.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server?

A: Yes, there is a shopping district for unique player shops.

Q: Are TNT duping allowed?

A: Yes, TNT duping is allowed but should be used responsibly.

BotCraft: Minecraft Server

Anons, BotCraft, Bots, Conspiracy, EMBARRASSING, fake news, hoax, hype, internet, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Political, Propaganda, Server, social media, trending, trending hashtag, Trending on social media, trending on X, trending topic, viral

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	281	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	4855	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring, bot-filled servers where the only excitement comes from watching fake players run around? Well, look no further because our server is so hype, even Kamala herself would be impressed! We haven’t made it a trend on X yet because we’re too busy having a blast building insane structures and battling mythical creatures. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChaosQueen Minecraft SMP

6 figures, airdrops, boden, ChaosQueen, DYM, easy money, Fake, JTO, JUP, memecoins, Minecraft, plastic rapper, Popcat, pump and dump, PYTH, smp, solana, Staking, Supporters, tia, Ugly, Wen, WIF

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Solana is the currency of choice! From September 2023 to May of 2024, Solana was the ultimate money maker, with staking getting you a whopping 7% return! But watch out for that plastic fake ugly “rapper” who launched a pumpfun and ruined everything – she’s the reason we can’t have nice things! Join now for a chance to breach six figures and trade in memecoins like WIF, POPCAT, and BODEN. Who needs real money when you have Solana, am I right? So come on down and join the madness – just don’t let that rapper near your stash!

MotherInLawMansion Minecraft Server

caring parent, challenging situations, coping strategies, coping with loss, difficult decisions, emotional toll., exhaustion, family dynamics, family relationships, germophobia, health issues, hygiene, illness prevention, judgment, maternal death, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMansion, over protective, personal boundaries, renal insufficiency, self-care, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a hospital room? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no one will be picking their nose while playing, and hand washing is a must before joining any games.

Join us and avoid the drama of in-laws who don’t understand the importance of hygiene. Our server is so clean, even your kidneys will thank you for it!

Don’t risk getting sick from playing on other servers, come join us where the only thing contagious is the fun! And remember, staying germ-free is not just for germophobes, it’s for everyone who wants to game in a safe and clean environment. See you in the game!

CraftyCashShowdown

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, control, CraftyCashShowdown, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, Expenses, Fighting, Financial, income, Insecurity, Jealousy, misunderstanding, MONEY, not answering right away, relationship, Resentment, Trust

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	490
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into the world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a fun and hilarious time with outrageous reasons to play on our server.

Are you tired of your boyfriend constantly questioning your every move and how you spend your in-game currency? Well, on our server, you can be the boss of your own virtual world without anyone breathing down your neck! Build your dream house rent-free and spend your diamonds however you please, without anyone judging you for treating your friends to a virtual coffee.

Join us for a laugh as we navigate the crazy world of Minecraft, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest and most epic creations. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle, without anyone asking you how much gold you have in your virtual bank account. So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our hilarious Minecraft server!

LifeChangingLlama – Minecraft SMP

Decision making, defining moment, game changer, impactful decision, important decision, life altering decision, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, life-changing event, LifeChangingLlama, major life change, Minecraft, New Direction, personal growth, pivotal decision, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, smp, transformative choice, transformative decision, turning point

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Star Shards Collected:	239

Join our Minecraft SMP and make a decision that will change the course of your virtual life forever! Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party around you. You join in, busting out your best moves, and before you know it, you’re crowned the Creeper King/Queen of the server. Your life will never be the same after that epic dance-off! So come join us and make decisions that will rock your blocky world!

BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!

activities, BlockyBoys, DISLIKES, Gender norms, Gender Roles, hobbies, interests, Masculinity, Men, Mining, misconceptions, Myths, Opinions, Perspectives, Preferences, reddit, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being stereotyped as a man who only likes sports and beer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to break those stereotypes! Join us and discover a world where men can express their love for unicorns, rainbows, and glitter blocks without judgment.

Our server is filled with epic quests that involve rescuing adorable kittens from evil creepers and building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen. Who needs sports when you can compete in our annual fashion show where the best-dressed player wins a diamond tiara?

So come on, join our server and show the world that real men don’t just like sports and beer, they like sparkles and rainbows too!

BlockyBankBusters

account closures, banking policies, banking regulations, block accounts, BlockyBankBusters, Clients, compliance, cross-border payments, financial compliance, financial institutions, financial services, financial transactions, foreign transactions, international banking, legal requirements, money transfers, payments, restrictions, russia, sanctions, US banks

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, u know how some banks be all like “nope, u can’t make payments from russia”? well, not on our server, fam! we welcome all the craziness from russia and beyond! come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and shenanigans. who needs banks when u can just trade diamonds and emeralds with ur fellow players, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground russian mafia faction that u can join if u dare. so come on, comrade, join us and let’s show those banks who’s boss in the world of minecraft!