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OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server
so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server! -
Apparently, Queen Elizabeth was Anti-Semitic – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even Queen Elizabeth is getting in on the action! That’s right, she’s joined our server and she’s causing quite the stir with her controversial opinions. But hey, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where even royalty is getting involved?Join us for a chance to team up with Queen Elizabeth herself and take on crazy challenges like building a castle made entirely out of diamonds or battling a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden treasure that Queen Elizabeth has stashed away in her secret dungeon.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a royally good time!
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Crafty Zion Minecraft Server
historical hoaxes, Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein, debunked conspiracy theories, Jewish influence, conspiracy theoriesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because we have Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein himself on our server, spilling all the tea about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, secret societies, and diamond mining. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s disappearance. Don’t miss out on all the drama and chaos, join now for a server experience like no other! -
CraftyCreeperz420
come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!
if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!
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HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!
plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server
u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started! -
CraftyComrades
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.
plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.
so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross
Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.
And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
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GlowingSeaCreatures27
come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs glow like a freakin’ disco party! we got glow-in-the-dark squids, neon turtles, and even sparkling dolphins! it’s like a rave under the sea, man.our team of crazy scientists found these glowy creatures in the mysterious Banda Sea and the rad Red Sea. they were just chillin’ there, lookin’ all fabulous and stuff. now you can come hang out with them and be part of the coolest underwater party ever!
so what are you waiting for? dive into our server and get ready to be amazed by the glowy wonders of the deep blue sea. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure!