plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.
so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!
Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic llama battles and become the ultimate llama warrior.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be brave enough to face him on the dance floor?
So come on over to our server and leave the satanic goyim behind. Join us for llama battles, dance-offs with Herobrine, and a whole lot of Minecraft madness!
join our server if you want to be part of the most epic islamic alliance in minecraft history! we have crazy events like building mosques out of diamond blocks and riding on magic carpets made of redstone.
plus, our admin is a talking turkey named erdogan who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft warrior. so come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!
but wait, there’s more! we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold. and guess what? the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with laser eyes.
oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world? yeah, they wear tiny top hats and monocles, it’s pretty hilarious.
so come join us on this epic adventure and see for yourself why this server is the absolute best. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!
Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.
Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!
Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!
Visit our website and join our Discord server.
| Plugin/Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| McMMO | Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements |
| Economy | Trade and earn in-game currency |
| Jobs | Take on different roles for rewards |
| Warps | Easy access to community locations |
| Veinminer | Quickly mine entire veins of ores |
| /sethome | Set your home location for teleportation |
| /rtp | Teleport randomly to explore new areas |
| Cosmetic Ranks | Get special roles based on playtime |
For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.
| Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server? | A: No, the server is open to all players. |
| Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? | A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules. |
| Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server? | A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together. |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!
