plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.
so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!
Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic llama battles and become the ultimate llama warrior.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be brave enough to face him on the dance floor?
So come on over to our server and leave the satanic goyim behind. Join us for llama battles, dance-offs with Herobrine, and a whole lot of Minecraft madness!
join our server if you want to be part of the most epic islamic alliance in minecraft history! we have crazy events like building mosques out of diamond blocks and riding on magic carpets made of redstone.
plus, our admin is a talking turkey named erdogan who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft warrior. so come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!
but wait, there’s more! we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold. and guess what? the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with laser eyes.
oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world? yeah, they wear tiny top hats and monocles, it’s pretty hilarious.
so come join us on this epic adventure and see for yourself why this server is the absolute best. plus, we have free cake every friday. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
