Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond llama, battle against hordes of evil chickens, and try not to accidentally blow up our own houses with TNT (again).
But beware, on “trying not to be racist against Brazilians day one”, things can get a little…interesting. You never know when a group of mischievous pandas will prank you by replacing all your blocks with pink wool or when a herd of derpy cows will start a dance party in the middle of your base.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally unleash the wrath of the Ender Dragon on the entire server. Oops!
Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where players must battle it out in a giant arena filled with exploding sheep and killer bunnies. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! And remember, we may be a little crazy, but we’re still FAGS – Fun, Adventurous, Gaming Superstars!
first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you defeat the mighty Ender Dragon by doing the Macarena dance in real life! trust me, it’s totally worth it.
secondly, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at lightning speed. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. what could possibly go wrong, right?
lastly, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. imagine rolling up to a PvP match on a zombie steed, ready to wreck some noobs with your undead army. it’s the stuff of legends, my friends.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the chaos, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that is waiting for you. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you blow yourself up with that TNT rollercoaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who hoards all the precious gems in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us create a world where everyone can mine, craft, and build in peace. Plus, where else can you find a server that takes a stand against both creepers and anti-Semitism? It’s a win-win situation!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating competitions for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground salsa dance club where players can show off their best moves and impress their fellow gamers.
So come join us on our server and help us put an end to latinx discrimination once and for all – because in our world, everyone is welcome and tacos are always on the menu!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re right there in the neighborhood, trying to sleep while this kid screams his heart out. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the parents who are mysteriously never outside with their screaming child. It’s a real mystery that will keep you coming back for more.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of constant noise and questionable parenting choices. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and confusion? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
we have a secret underground society of sleepers who control the economy with their snoozing skills. rumor has it that the leader once slept for 72 hours straight and woke up a millionaire.
if you want to be part of this wild world where sleep is king, join our server now! who needs diamonds when you can have a pillow party instead?
Dive into a unique Minecraft Towny experience with a custom storyline that unfolds as you play. Join a vibrant community where friendly players and dedicated staff ensure a welcoming atmosphere. Embark on epic quests, participate in exciting events, and create your own kingdom. Your Adventure Awaits!
ColonyMC.net
| Server Type | Survival/SMP |
|---|---|
| Active Players | Looking for active players |
| Discord | Dropping your discord below if interested |
| Server IP | play.STELLARISMC.net |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join by entering the server IP: play.STELLARISMC.net in your Minecraft client. |
| Is the server free to play? | Yes, the server is free to play for all players. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to check the server rules upon joining. |
| Can I invite my friends to the server? | Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together. |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama, PvP battles where the winner gets a pet zombie as their loyal servant, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this crazy world!
Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!
