Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond llama, battle against hordes of evil chickens, and try not to accidentally blow up our own houses with TNT (again).
But beware, on “trying not to be racist against Brazilians day one”, things can get a little…interesting. You never know when a group of mischievous pandas will prank you by replacing all your blocks with pink wool or when a herd of derpy cows will start a dance party in the middle of your base.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally unleash the wrath of the Ender Dragon on the entire server. Oops!
Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where players must battle it out in a giant arena filled with exploding sheep and killer bunnies. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! And remember, we may be a little crazy, but we’re still FAGS – Fun, Adventurous, Gaming Superstars!
first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you defeat the mighty Ender Dragon by doing the Macarena dance in real life! trust me, it’s totally worth it.
secondly, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at lightning speed. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. what could possibly go wrong, right?
lastly, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. imagine rolling up to a PvP match on a zombie steed, ready to wreck some noobs with your undead army. it’s the stuff of legends, my friends.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the chaos, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that is waiting for you. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you blow yourself up with that TNT rollercoaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who hoards all the precious gems in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us create a world where everyone can mine, craft, and build in peace. Plus, where else can you find a server that takes a stand against both creepers and anti-Semitism? It’s a win-win situation!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating competitions for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground salsa dance club where players can show off their best moves and impress their fellow gamers.
So come join us on our server and help us put an end to latinx discrimination once and for all – because in our world, everyone is welcome and tacos are always on the menu!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to tame the elusive Rainbow Sheep that roams the lands.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie villager who moonlights as a DJ on weekends.
On our server, you can create your own virtual house and set whatever crazy stipulations you want for your virtual family members. Want them to clean up after themselves? Pay virtual bills on time? It’s all possible here! And if they don’t comply, you can give them the ultimate ultimatum – the virtual highway!
Plus, if you’re dealing with a roach infestation in real life, don’t worry – we guarantee a bug-free environment on our server. No messy rooms, no unpaid bills, just pure virtual bliss.
So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a hilarious and outrageous way. Who knew dealing with family drama could be so entertaining in Minecraft?
We promise that you won’t have to deal with any in-game MIL drama or name disputes. Plus, if you ever decide to have more virtual kids, you can name them all after your favorite Minecraft blocks!
So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?
Our server is like a family function on steroids – but in a good way! Picture this: instead of awkward silences, you’ll be battling dragons and building epic castles with your new virtual family. And forget about Aunt Mildred’s cat stories, on our server, you’ll be trading rare items and embarking on epic quests with your new friends.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you say you survived a zombie apocalypse with your virtual family while Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to his own house (again)? Join us for an unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – all in the best way possible.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And no, you can’t wish for more diamonds, that’s just greedy.
Oh, and did we mention that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night at coordinates 420,69? Get your dance moves ready because the creepers know how to boogie down.
So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, make wishes with unicorns, and party with creepers all in one place? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!
like, if you don’t join, the UN is gonna be all up in your face, telling you to suspend your aid operations across Gaza. but if you join us, you’ll be safe from all that drama, man.
come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by flying pigs. yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together. peace out, homies.
McMMo, 1.20.6 Nostalgic Factions server with a modern twist. The server was released a day ago, and features custom world generation, crops, items, enchants and structures. Also has McMMo and breakable Obsidian while not giving everyone the strongest gear instantly. You actually have to play to get somewhere.
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welcome to neotopia, im too lazy to add more description The overhauled version of Neotopia Realms is now BACK! The features are as follows; • Litefish • Custom Fishing • Custom Enchantments (known as CEs) • Combat Classes • Dungeons • AureliumSkills • Leaderboards Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ftknzRh88U
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