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Anti-Consumerism

  • NoFreeDiamondsOrElse

    NoFreeDiamondsOrElse
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in the most valuable item of all – rotten flesh! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and become the wealthiest player by hoarding stacks upon stacks of rotten flesh. Who knew decaying zombie meat could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Jockey Gang in a dance-off, they will bestow upon you the power of unlimited chicken nuggets. Who wouldn’t want that?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame the Rainbow Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Whether you wish for a castle made of diamonds or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world!

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  • NoBuyNoCry Minecraft SMP

    NoBuyNoCry Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race where the winner got a stack of enchanted golden apples? And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can have flying unicorns and chicken races, am I right?

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  • CraftyCommune: No Cash, No Trash

    CraftyCommune: No Cash, No Trash
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we don’t even use money, bro! That’s right, no need to worry about them pesky diamonds or emeralds, just build and chill, man.

    And get this, our civilization is so lit that we don’t even know what planned obsolescence is! We make stuff to last FOREVER, like seriously, you could build a dirt hut and it would still be standing strong in 100 years. It’s like we’re the Avengers of Minecraft, but without all the drama and spandex.

    So come join us, where the blocks are always fresh and the creepers are always creepin’. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you experience the madness that is our server. Let’s get building, baby!

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  • CraftyLoafers

    CraftyLoafers
    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN ON BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OURS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U CAN GET A SPECIAL POWER THAT LETS U TURN INTO A CREEPER AND SCARE ALL UR FRIENDS!

    ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL HER A JOKE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING SHEEP!

    SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS U’RE SCARED OF GHOST CHICKENS, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

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