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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5050 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
