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Tall Tales Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a shorty in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the evolution of the Nordics firsthand! Our players have grown to towering heights to better withstand the chilly biomes of our world. No more shivering in the snow, just embrace your inner giant and dominate the landscape! Plus, who wouldn’t want to reach the top shelves in the virtual world? Join now and experience the height of gaming greatness! -
Thorin’s Neanderthal Adventure
yo, come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossilised neanderthals named thorin running around like they own the place. these ancient homies been chillin’ in france for like 100,000 years, doin’ their own thang and stayin’ away from all the drama.we got crazy genetic lines goin’ on, like some next level stuff you ain’t never seen before. our neanderthals been keepin’ it real for over 50,000 years, doin’ their own thing and makin’ history. they even outlasted our ancient cousins, like dang, that’s some serious survival skills right there.
so if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join our minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even run into thorin himself and have a chat about the good ol’ days. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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Neanderthal Disco Party
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can hang out with neanderthals? well, dis server got u covered cuz we got a whole new line of neanderthals that evolved in a totally different way than the other ones in europe.imagine mining with a neanderthal buddy who’s like, “ugh ugh, let’s find diamonds together, ugh ugh.” it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, these neanderthals are super smart cuz they got that ancient dna swag going on.
so come join us on dis server and uncover the mysteries of these new neanderthals. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a secret neanderthal city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!
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EuroTrashMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and civil? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your virtual world? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join us and become part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and goodness is a foreign concept. Our players are known for their outrageous antics and insane shenanigans. From building giant statues of themselves to starting massive pranks that will leave you in stitches, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But beware, for not everyone can handle the madness that comes with being a part of our SMP. Are you up for the challenge? Can you survive the insanity and come out on top? Join us now and find out if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where civility and goodness are nothing but distant memories.
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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.
so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.
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BreadCraft: Rise of DoughCivilization
Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder how bread dough changed the game for humanity? Well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level! Join us and witness the epic saga of how bread wheat turned some ancient peeps into straight-up farmers and builders, yo! It’s like a mix of ancient history and carb-loading, all in one crazy Minecraft world. Plus, we got pasta wheat and weed crossing like it’s nobody’s business in the southern Caspian. So come on down and see how bread dough gave rise to civilisation, one block at a time! It’s gonna be lit, fam! -
WanderlustMC
come join our epic minecraft server where u can travel the farthest without even moving ur lazy butt off the couch. we got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. u can build ur own castle made entirely out of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust us, this server is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime! -
TinyHobbitIsland
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!
And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!
So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!
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HobbitBoneCraft 700k
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.
so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!
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Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!