yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of a crazy DNA study like those iron age dudes. we got women ruling the show here, just like in Celtic Britain. forget about all those other servers where dudes think they’re in charge, here it’s all about the ladies. plus, we challenge all those assumptions that societies gotta be patrilocal. come join us and be part of a revolution in Minecraft history!
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Iron Age Men Go Home – Women Rule!
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Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
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Colonial Canine DNA Quest
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ
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Neolithic Farming Fun in Morocco
yo, so like, if u wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! we got this wild story about a previously unknown Neolithic farming community discovered in Morocco. like, who even knew that was a thing?? but on this server, u can be part of that community and build ur own Neolithic farm with ur virtual pals. imagine the epic battles u can have with other players over who has the best crops or the most cows. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be a part of history in the making. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. u can’t beat that, amirite?? so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get farming, y’all! 🌾🐄🔥
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Arctic Cannibal Crew – DNA Discovery
Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time?! Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join ASAP!So, like, there was this expedition led by Sir John Franklin back in 1845, right? They were all like, “Let’s find a North-West Passage through the Arctic, it’ll be lit!” But then things got cray cray and they all disappeared, like poof, gone!
Fast forward to now, and we found the remains of those peeps. And get this, they were cannibalized! Whaaat?! But guess what, we used DNA and genealogical evidence to figure out who they were. It’s like a real-life mystery movie, but in Minecraft form!
Join our server and uncover the secrets of the Franklin expedition. Build your own icy empire and maybe even discover hidden treasures. Plus, we have the best virtual cannibalism experience you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. Don’t miss out, join now!
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Genus Last Humans – Minecraft
join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.
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Neanderthals & Humans Unite Server
OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA INSIDE SCOOP ON WHERE DEM HUMANS AND NEANDERTHALS GOT IT ON AND MADE BABIES! COME EXPLORE DIS HISTORICAL SITE AND SEE IF U CAN FIND ANY ANCIENT BABY NEANDERTHALS RUNNING AROUND! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH CHEESE! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF HISTORY… AND CHEESE!
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Thorin’s Neanderthal Adventure
yo, come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossilised neanderthals named thorin running around like they own the place. these ancient homies been chillin’ in france for like 100,000 years, doin’ their own thang and stayin’ away from all the drama.we got crazy genetic lines goin’ on, like some next level stuff you ain’t never seen before. our neanderthals been keepin’ it real for over 50,000 years, doin’ their own thing and makin’ history. they even outlasted our ancient cousins, like dang, that’s some serious survival skills right there.
so if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join our minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even run into thorin himself and have a chat about the good ol’ days. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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Neanderthal Disco Party
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can hang out with neanderthals? well, dis server got u covered cuz we got a whole new line of neanderthals that evolved in a totally different way than the other ones in europe.imagine mining with a neanderthal buddy who’s like, “ugh ugh, let’s find diamonds together, ugh ugh.” it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, these neanderthals are super smart cuz they got that ancient dna swag going on.
so come join us on dis server and uncover the mysteries of these new neanderthals. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a secret neanderthal city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!
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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.
so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.