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WuKongCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like the Wu Kong sequel you never knew you needed! With sales through the roof, it’s practically guaranteed that a sequel is in the works. And guess what? Our server is where all the action is happening!

Join us for epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bananas as Wu Kong himself. Trust us, once you step foot in our virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the Wu Kong sequel that everyone is talking about!

TheCraftyCreeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride pigs into battle while wielding carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies while sipping on potions that make you glow in the dark.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding llamas). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

BabyBroBaptismNoShowAITAH

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Are you tired of boring family drama and unrealistic expectations? Then join our Minecraft server where the only baptism you’ll be attending is a baptism in lava! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no pressure to attend random family events.

Forget about midterms and family obligations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is way more supportive than any stepmom or dad could ever be.

So come join us and escape the drama for a while. Who needs a baby baptism when you can have a creeper explosion party instead? Let’s block and roll!

LieCraft SMP: Ridiculous Tales

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and battling alien villagers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most prized possessions. And rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

KissCraft: The Awkward Edition

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Have you ever kissed a Creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can experience that and so much more! Our players have reported feeling a rush of excitement and adrenaline as they lean in for that explosive smooch. Join us for a truly unforgettable first kiss experience that will leave you wanting more!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a bonfire, then you gotta join this server. We got Indian Police firing teargas at rallies against rape and killing of trainee doctors…wait, what? Nah, just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that even the cops would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories that’ll have you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!”

BlockyRx: Crafting Cures & Bypassing Failures

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Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft playground, ya know? We got crazy builds, epic mini-games, and a whole bunch of awesome players to hang out with.

But here’s the real kicker – we got this secret potion that makes you build like a pro! No more messing up your builds or getting stuck in a block. With our potion, you’ll be the master builder of the server in no time.

And get this – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all kinds of rare loot. But here’s the catch – you gotta solve a series of crazy puzzles to find it. It’s like a real-life adventure, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this epic server and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and madness that awaits you!

Lost in SpaceLink: Where SMP, Factions, Skyblock, and Skygrid collide!

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Server Overview

Server	Gamemodes
Skyblock	Daily Rewards, Custom Islands, Economy System and Shop, Minions, Spawners
Survival	Modified world generation, Economy System and Shop, Daily Rewards, No resets (Semi-Vanilla), RTP!
Skygrid	Infinite grid of resources, Daily Rewards, Economy System and Shop
Factions	Proper Clan System, Economy system and shop, Daily Rewards, Spawners

Server Info

Version: 1.8 – 1.21

Recommended version: 1.21

IP: play.spacelink.cc (Java Only)

Website: https://spacelink.cc/

Discord: https://discord.gg/ezeWRtaeje

FAQ

1. What versions does the server support?

The server supports versions 1.8 to 1.21, with 1.21 being the recommended version.

2. What gamemodes are available on the server?

The server offers Skyblock, Survival (Modified and Semi-Vanilla), Skygrid, and Factions.

3. What features are available in Skyblock?

Features in Skyblock include Daily Rewards, Custom Islands, Economy System and Shop, Minions, and Spawners.

4. What features are available in Survival?

Survival features include Modified world generation, Economy System and Shop, Daily Rewards, No resets (Semi-Vanilla), and RTP!

5. What features are available in Skygrid?

Skygrid features an infinite grid of resources, Daily Rewards, and Economy System and Shop.

6. What features are available in Factions?

Factions features a Proper Clan System, Economy system and shop, Daily Rewards, and Spawners.

Mutahar’s Twitter Escape – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of seeing graphic depictions of poop all over your Twitter feed? Want to escape the madness and join a Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not feces? Look no further! Our server is poop-free guaranteed, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of stumbling upon any unsavory surprises. Join us now and say goodbye to shit fetishism once and for all!

LetGoCraftsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	220
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	7076
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Secret anthropocentric Minecraft Servers

WuKongCraft Minecraft Server

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TheCraftyCreeper in Minecraft SMP

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BabyBroBaptismNoShowAITAH

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LieCraft SMP: Ridiculous Tales

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KissCraft: The Awkward Edition

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BlockyRx: Crafting Cures & Bypassing Failures

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Lost in SpaceLink: Where SMP, Factions, Skyblock, and Skygrid collide!

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Server Overview

Server Info

FAQ

1. What versions does the server support?

2. What gamemodes are available on the server?

3. What features are available in Skyblock?

4. What features are available in Survival?

5. What features are available in Skygrid?

6. What features are available in Factions?

LetGoCraftsMinecraftSMP

Stats November 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Runes Activated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Emeralds Found:	5292
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Potions Brewed:	152

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3