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Blocky Brain Busters

blocky, Brain, brain fog, brain health, brain impacts, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, covid complications, Covid-19, health, long haulers, long-term effects, long-term recovery, Medical research, Neurological, neurological symptoms, pandemic, post-covid syndrome, research, respiratory illness, study, Virus

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ores Mined:	6725	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	703	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Star Shards Collected:	271

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Farms Harvested:	947
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Love Letters Sent:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Void Gems Collected:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crops Grown:	2761	Void Gems Collected:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Potions Brewed:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2963
Emeralds Found:	5309	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).