We are Vanilla Survival with kind and helpful players of our server!
Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!
In our vanilla world of MineCart, unforgettable adventures and emotions await you! Join our friendly community, where together we build structures, develop the economy and go on exciting adventures!
Thanks to the internal voice chat, you will be able to communicate with Friends/Players in real time, sharing unforgettable impressions. There is no place for bad moderation on our server, only pure vanilla pleasure, which will make your adventures in the world of MineCart truly unforgettable!
If you are griefed, the Administrators will immediately respond to you and roll back all the actions of the offender, and your items and buildings will be returned!
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of wild chickens wearing top hats and monocles. These chickens led the player on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in epic dance battles and unlock exclusive llama-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos, because here, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.
Picture this: Donald J. Trump gets reelected as the 47th President of the United States, but instead of dealing with the financial implications, you can join our server and build your own empire without any political drama!
With our server, you can create your own crazy laws, build your own White House (complete with a diamond-encrusted toilet), and even start your own fake news network spreading rumors about Herobrine running for president!
So why wait for the real world to get even more insane when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in your own virtual reality! Join now and let the chaos begin!
Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?
So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!
| Server Name | Stinky SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.1 (updating) |
| Features | Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity |
| Performance | 16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU |
| Mod | Origins mod with 61 custom origins |
Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.
No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.
Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.
The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.
There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.
Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!
But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant spiders.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.
With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?