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Blocky Bill’s Bizarre Adventure

action, Adventure, anticlimactic, BETRAYAL, bills, BIZARRE, blocky, Blood, cult classic, death, Epic, first two, go, iconic, Kill Bill, Martial Arts, Quentin Tarantino, Revenge, series, sword fighting, Uma Thurman, Vengeance, violence, worst villains

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

So like, have you ever wanted to be a part of a Minecraft server where the villains actually win? Well, on this server, the bad guys always come out on top! Imagine teaming up with the creepers and skeletons to take down those pesky players trying to build their cute little houses. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure villainy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can plot your evil schemes and unleash havoc on the unsuspecting players above. And if you’re feeling extra devious, you can even recruit an army of zombie pigmen to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic adventure of mayhem and mischief. Who needs heroes when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and show the world that bad guys have more fun!

Doodle Dive Minecraft

Algorithms, Analysis, cognitive load, data analysis, Decision making, Dive, doodle, Doodle polls, efficiency, efficient scheduling, everyday tasks, IMPOSSIBLE, Insights, mathematical complexities, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, productivity, research, Scheduling, study, task management, Time management

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Farms Harvested:	546
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we dive into the mathematical craziness of everyday tasks like doodle polls and scheduling. u ever wonder why scheduling is so hard? well, we got the answers, and they are WILD. our server will blow ur mind with the mind-boggling theories and insights we have uncovered. join us and u will never look at a calendar the same way again. plus, we have a secret underground base where we test out our theories in real life…or is it real life? u gotta join to find out. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	New Chunks Explored:	38637
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Votes:	2873	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	103
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9241	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7991

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	161
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.