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ArcticWorms&ChillProteins
come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to surviving in the coldest of conditions! our players have unlocked the power of the Antarctic polychaetes and their stable bacterial core. with a unique portfolio of proteins, you’ll be able to conquer the icy world like never before! pangenomic and metaproteomic analyses have shown us the way to ultimate survival in the harshest of environments. join us now and become a master of the cold! -
No Bladder Tube Minecraft
join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today! -
Snack Attack Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN! -
HAM SMP
Overview of HAM SMP Server
Type Minecraft multiplayer server Focus Create and govern nations in a large-scale world Features Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems Activities Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars Staff Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I join the HAM SMP server? Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server. What can I do in the server? Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations. Are there rules in the server? Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules. Is PvP allowed in the server? Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations. -
Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!
And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!
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SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama! -
CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition
Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience! -
GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition
Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of! -
BlockyScience: Trump Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!