Answered Minecraft Servers

Answered Minecraft Servers

  • Joe’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Joe’s Epic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 1247
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dimension Hops: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Villages Defended: 18
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and outshine those explosive dancers? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot, build battles where you can show off your creativity, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly Ender Dragons. And rumor has it, if you can tame one, you’ll become the ultimate ruler of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Music Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP

    ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 1406
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

    Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

    Armadello Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyWaker Minecraft Server

    BabyWaker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4691
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in equal sleep rights for all! Join us for some blocky fun and outrageous adventures.

    Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.

    Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!

    So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Vanilla Tweaks Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFQuietPlzCraft

    GFQuietPlzCraft
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 1197
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Star Shards Collected: 276
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

    Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

    Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

    So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

    Vanilla Tweaks Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockbuster LOLz

    Blockbuster LOLz
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 2648
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Votes: 6809 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Emo Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

    ReinCarnateAcrossRealms
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 4417
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

    One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

    And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

    So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

    Witch Craft Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!

    Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7818
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Emeralds Found: 8116
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.

    join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.

    Superpowers Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MCXP

    MCXP
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9334
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Zombie Dances: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Minecraft SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

    mcxp.net

    Zzz Sleep Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Capri SMP

    Capri SMP
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 5505
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ores Mined: 3789 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Capri SMP is a vibrant Minecraft survival multiplayer server where players embark on adventures, build epic structures, and form lasting friendships in a dynamic and engaging world. Join us for a unique experience filled with exciting challenges, community events, and endless creativity!

    play.caprievents.xyz

    Palworld Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BLOODFINITY GRIEF Minecraft server

    BLOODFINITY GRIEF Minecraft server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 5493
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server «BLOODFINITY GRIEF» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    bloodfinity.fun:19132

    Pvp Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Surviving on Java, but hold the cream and sugar! Vanilla latte SMP 1.20.4

    Surviving on Java, but hold the cream and sugar! Vanilla latte SMP 1.20.4
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8277
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Java Survival SMP Server Overview

    Description
    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We use custom plugins for basic commands and land protections to create a unique feel.
    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    Server Rules

    Rules
    1. No excessively offensive language
    2. No politics or other controversial topics
    3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
    4. Do not disturb other players’ property
    5. Do not build too close to other players
    6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
    7. No advertising

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join our server, simply use the server address: mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.

    2. Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

    No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on our server. Players who are found to be cheating will be banned.

    3. How can I protect my property on the server?

    We have custom plugins for land protections. Make sure to follow the server rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for everyone.

    4. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. Just make sure they also follow the server rules.

    Musical Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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