| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1240 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 304 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 303 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7069 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3690 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9142 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 163 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2140 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 899 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5329 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5654 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6297 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
