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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, Asia, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, foreign affairs, Global, Government, international relations, italy, Meloni, Minecraft, Partnership, PastaCraft, Politics, ReLaunch, Server, strategy, Trade, Vows

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Potions Brewed:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s meloni promising to “relaunch” cooperation with china but in minecraft form!!! build epic structures with your new chinese friends and conquer the virtual world together!!! who needs politics when you can rule a minecraft server with your new bffs from across the globe??? join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history!!!

PopeCraft Minecraft Server

ANSA, catholic church, closed-door meeting, controversy, discrimination, equality, gay slur, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, News, offensive language, pope, PopeCraft, Religion, Reports, scandal, Server, Social Issues, Vatican

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! Like, imagine a world where the Pope is, like, dropping gay slurs in closed-door meetings, like, what even is that?! But, like, on this server, anything goes, man! You can build a giant rainbow castle and have llama parades every day! And, like, the mobs are all wearing party hats and doing the Macarena, it’s wild! Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ, spinning sick beats all night long! So, like, come join us and let’s get this party started, bro! Let’s make the Pope proud with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

1-403-926-5649, Adventure, Alberta, area code, blocky, calgary, Call, Calling, Canada, cell phone, Communication, communication technology, Contact, Dial, dialing, Digits, list, long distance, Minecraft, mobile, North America, numeric, phone number, Tag, telephone, Wild

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

175cm, Appearance, guys, height, personal image, physical traits, PixelatedPals, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self description, self disclosure, self esteem, self portrait, self representation, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, visual description, what do you look like

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Enchantments Applied:	152
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

1. Go play something, childhood play 7. Playful moments, Crafty, creative play 5. Playful activities, indoor play 4. Active play, McLaughy, Minecraft, Play, Playtime, playtime 10. Playful experiences, playtime 2. Fun games, playtime 3. Outdoor play, playtime 6. Playful games, playtime 8. Playful adventures, playtime 9. Playful memories

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	542	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Void Gems Collected:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

aliexpress jeans, Barefoot, Bash, bday party, Birthday, casual attire, celebration, Cultural differences, Decision making, deodorant, Dilemma, fashion, flipflops, friendship, indian friend, Minecraft, Outfit, party etiquette, personal hygiene, ralph lauren polo shirt, Server, social norms, Style

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Star Shards Collected:	280
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchantments Applied:	290
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	757149
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!