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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1805 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 275 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.
we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.