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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1167 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 63 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1275 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.
join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?
so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.
