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Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	779
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

#metoo movement, banter, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Fine, FLIRTING, gender dynamics, gender equality, Harassment, harassment awareness, harassment prevention, Inappropriate Behavior, line, METOO, Minecrafts, power dynamics, professional conduct, Respect, Respectful Interactions, sexual harassment, social cues, social norms, workplace behavior, workplace culture

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Buildings Constructed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Blocky Bois Club

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

#youtube, Chaos, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, EthyriaPrevious Thread, Gaming, graduated, influencers, LIVESTREAMING, meets, millie, nina, Online Community, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5248
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Granny’s Creeper Paradise

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	11
Buildings Constructed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!