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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1654 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 292 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Dave’s got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Dave’s your man. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride off into the sunset on a giant flying pig. And did we mention the monthly llama fashion show? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut its stuff on the catwalk.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Dave is waiting for you, and he’s got a llama with your name on it.