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NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

aita, BROKEN, christmas, Crossly Suitcase, different, exchange, high price, in love, limited life, Minecraft, player, product, prone to breaking, Purchase, record player, RecordPlayerSwap, RETURN, reviews, Server, thoughtful gift, ungrateful, upgraded version, Wanting, Wife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mines Excavated:	2739	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2716	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

InLawDinnerDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, dining etiquette, dinner time, Etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Hospitality, inlaw etiquette, inlaw visitors, InLawDinnerDrama, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, rude behavior, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

Bad Piggies, Challenges, community involvement, Competition, creativity, esport, esports industry., game design, game development, Gaming, innovation, mobile game, multiplayer, online gaming, PiggyEsport, player-engagement, porkin, skill-based, smp, strategy, team play, Tournament, virtual world

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	2796
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FakeRichPlayer69

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7714
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Bessent, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Pick, pixelated, Playground, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Treasury, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	294	Dragon Eggs Found:	7051

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

CraftyCommiesMC

Acquisition, asset valuation, bargain hunting, Business, China, Competition, CraftyCommiesMC, economic powerhouses, Economy, fire sale, Geopolitics, Global influence, international relations, Investment, market dynamics, opportunities, Partnership, Prized Assets, russia, Strategic, Trade

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	143888	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

Desert Oasis Survival

ancient civilizations, ancient humans, ancient societies, ancient technology, archaeological discoveries, behavioural adaptations, desert, desert adaptation, desert environment, early humans, environmental adaptation, Evolution, homo erectus, human history, Long-term Survival, Oasis, pond ecosystems, prehistoric, river habitats, specialized tools, Survival, survival skills, water sources

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4964
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Star Shards Collected:	67

join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!

Chuubas Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, bruised, character design, Chuubas, content creators, cute, Digital Media, Entertainment, Gaming, Haven, internet personalities, japanese, Kawaii, Livestream, Online Community, post, streaming, video games, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ores Mined:	4773	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got post bruised chuubas running around like crazy! And not just any chuubas, bruised ones! It’s like a circus up in here, but with blocky animals. So if you wanna see some wild and wacky stuff, this server is where it’s at! Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with bruised chuubas all day? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

NoBoyfriendNoBed

arguments, Blame, emotional stress, Eviction, financial struggles, Help, homelessness, legal restrictions, lodgers agreement, love, NoBoyfriendNoBed, relationship problems, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, self-care, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3693
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchantments Applied:	113
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of getting evicted or having financial problems. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity and explore endless possibilities.

Forget about being called an asshole for not letting someone stay with you – on our server, you can invite all your friends to join you in epic quests and battles. No need to worry about breaking up or arguing, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be fighting are mobs and monsters!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. And remember, it’s not your fault – blame it on the creepers!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, daily annoyances, frustrating, Harmless, insignificant habits, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, little annoyances, little things, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor frustrations, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minor pet peeves, pet peeve, slight annoyances, small annoyances, small irritations, smp, trivial annoyances

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Farms Harvested:	673
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored llamas and ride them into battle against giant creepers. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest block in the game” but it turns out to be a block of cheese or something. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to join just to experience the chaos. Plus, we have a rule that if you don’t say “potato” every five minutes, you get banned. It’s so silly but also kind of genius, right? So come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!