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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8101 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 654 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is NASTY in all the best ways!
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may only last 5 minutes).
Our server is so wild that creepers are afraid to explode, skeletons have dance battles instead of shooting arrows, and zombies have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.
So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama-loving heart stolen.
