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AnonCraft: Where No. 195939338 builds the weirdest things in Minecraft!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where diamonds rain from the sky and the zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a place where you can ride unicorns through rainbow forests and battle evil llamas with laser eyes? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his royal court and feast on golden apples while plotting your next epic quest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

LolzCraft: Cocktribute Chaos! Trendy Minecraft Server for the Bold & Bizarre Gamers – Join Now!

Anonymity, arousal, BIZARRE, bold, Chaos, Cocktribute, cocktributes, consent, controversy, desire, exhibitionism, fetish, Gamers, gender dynamics, Hell, Join, LOLzCraft, Minecraft, online culture, people, power dynamics, Server, sexual gratification, social norms, Submission, taboo, trendy, validation, Want, why

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll be begging for cocktributes! No, not THAT kind of cocktributes, you dirty-minded player. We’re talking about the epic feats of building massive chicken statues that will leave all the other players clucking in awe.

Join us for a wild ride of chicken-related challenges, where you’ll have to navigate obstacle courses filled with exploding eggs and dodge giant chicken mobs that are out for revenge after you stole their eggs for breakfast.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can build the biggest chicken statue on the server, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs in-game. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a coop full of golden eggs?

So come on down to our server and show us your cocktributing skills. Just remember, in this world, the chicken always comes first!

LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

1. Virgins, Anonymity, anonymous 11. Technology, brand engagement 16. Internet meme, Buying, consumer behavior, consumer demographics 20. Viral sensation, Cool, digital age 8. Online shopping, digital discourse 19. E-commerce, Digital Marketing, discussion, gen z, humor, humor trends 18. Social networking, internet culture 3. Meme, internet humor, internet trends 14. Social influence, internet trolls, internet virality, joke 7. Millennial, Kids, Lame, LMAOcraft, market research 9. Consumer psychology, meme analysis, meme culture 12. Pop culture, meme economy 13. Online identity, message board, Minecraft, niche 5. Internet slang, online anonymity, online behavior 17. Online satire, online purchases 15. Marketing strategy, online trends, peer pressure, product promotion 10. Forum, Questioning, sarcasm, social media, social media influencers, trend 6. Irony, trendy, v 2. Comedy, viral 4. Online community, viral marketing, Virgins, virtual communities

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	111
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama and chaos than a creeper in a TNT warehouse!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and players riding on invisible llamas. And don’t forget about our secret underground pixel art club where players compete to see who can create the most realistic-looking meme.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and stacks of golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Will it be you?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Only the dankest of memes and the craziest of shenanigans await you on this server. Don’t be a noob, join us now and show the world which /v/irgin has what it takes to conquer this pixelated madness!

The Epic Pixelated Adventures – Minecraft Server No. 916602631 by Anonymous

Adventures, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Be me, confession, digital age, Epic, hidden, Identity, internet culture, Minecraft, No. 916602631, online forum, online interactions, personal experience, pixelated, privacy concerns, revealing secrets, secrecy, Self Discovery, Server, sharing, storytelling, unknown, virtual community

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	4471
Crops Grown:	9594	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

and I stumbled upon this Minecraft server that literally shoots out diamonds instead of arrows when you shoot a bow. I mean, who needs weapons when you can just bling your enemies to death? Plus, the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinks-A-Lot who gives out quests like “Retrieve the Golden Carrot of Destiny from the evil Bunny Kingdom.” Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a flying pig into battle while wearing a diamond crown and a tutu. Join this server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘Who the F**k is Moot?’ Join now for epic shenanigans and chaos galore! #MinecraftMadness

4chan, Anon, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Chaos, confusion, Epic, forum, Galore, Identity, internet culture, internet history, Join, madness, MAYHEM, meme, message board, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, moot, Online Community, online mystery, online persona, q and a, question.., Shenanigans, trolling, viral, who the fuck is moot

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and normal gameplay? Say goodbye to all that noise and join our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.

BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!

4chan, Anonymity, Aware, Awareness, b.., BeeAware, BEES, buzzworthy, cyber awareness, cyberbullying, digital communication, digital community, Epic, Experience, gameplay, internet culture, internet safety, Join, meme, Minecraft, online awareness, online behavior, online etiquette, online forum, online presence, Server, social media, trolling, viral, web culture

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in a lava-filled pool or go on a safari to hunt for rare pink sheep.

And the best part? We have a team of highly trained penguins ready to assist you with any questions or issues you may have. That’s right, penguins. Because why have boring old customer service reps when you can have adorable flightless birds instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, everything you just read is 100% fact-checked by our team of expert unicorn fact-checkers. So you know it’s legit.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, border, Citizens, Conflict, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, evacuation plan, fear, incursion, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, russians, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

come join our minecraft server where we have russians evacuating kursk region because of alleged ukraine incursion but dont worry its all just a crazy plot twist in our virtual world! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the ukrainian players to fight off the invaders! who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitically charged? join now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns!

KremlinCraft: Putin’s Provocation

authoritarianism, Clashes, Conflict, crackdown, Democracy, demonstrations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, large-scale provocation, media censorship, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, provocation, putin, Putins, russia, security forces, Unrest, violence

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Potions Brewed:	152
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	429
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where even putin himself is getting involved!! he called our pvp battles in russia’s kursk region a “large-scale provocation” cuz they’re so intense!! you gotta see it to believe it, folks. we’ve got crazy battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we plan world domination (shh don’t tell anyone). join now before putin shuts us down (just kidding…maybe).

SludgeToSoilCraft

biodegradation, composting, composting process, earthworms, environmental impact, Environmental Science, molded pulp, nutrient cycling, organic farming, organic waste, pathogens, pharmaceuticals, Pollutants, sewage sludge, SludgeToSoilCraft, soil health, soil remediation, sustainable practices, vermicomposting, vermicomposting process, waste management

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4365
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn sewage sludge into compost and feed it to our earthworm army! watch as they devour all the pollutants and pathogens, making our world a cleaner place one block at a time. but be warned, some of our earthworms have become addicted to pharmaceuticals during the process, so watch out for the trippy effects when you dig too deep! join us now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

DSPeaceSMP / New Survival 1.21 Hermit Craft like SMP with a twist and a danger to your world!

bedrock, Boss, danger, Deletion, DSPeaceSMP, Ease, Economy, Friendly, gameplay, hermit craft, hermitcraft, Invaders, invasions, Mechanics, monarchs, new survival, Nogrief, Nop2w, Optionalkeepinv, Optionalpvp, Player Shops, Player Warps, Playtime, premium experience, recipes, Reset, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Twist, Vanila, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	5952
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Mines Excavated:	4797	Infernal Machines Built:	0

To join on Bedrock add DSPeace in minecrafts friend list once you’ve done that you can just join through it!

To address the biggest issue of Vanila servers. They get boring after two weeks or so lets all be honest it’s hard to constantly play the same world unless you really love it. Here comes the twist different invaders at the end of the month will invade your world and threaten it with deletion! If the server does not manage to defeat the boss at the end of each month the world will get reset. So be prepared for different Monarchs trying to end yours and open their own domains.

But this isn’t the only thing we have! From an optimized balanced Vanila experience to custom Mechanics to improve gameplay and ease for older people playing minecraft such as unlocking all recipes at the start etc.

The economy solely being based on playtime and players, player shops and player warps to help you truly live out a premium vanila friendly experience.

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HeartbreakCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Caught you in the arms of another, Deception, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, hurt, Infidelity, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Pain, questioning love, questioning worth, Server, trust broken, unfaithfulness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through heartbreak, betrayal, and love triangles.

Experience the thrill of wondering if you deserve love while building your dream world in Minecraft. Will you find a better lover than your ex on this server? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love among the pixelated blocks.

Join us for a server full of twists and turns, where every block placed is a step closer to healing your broken heart. Don’t miss out on the drama, join us now!

TheMizFanatic Minecraft SMP

Average, comedy, controversial, Credit, documentaries, fan opinion, healthy, mic skills, midcarder, Minecraft, opinionated, Overrated, professional wrestling, push, reality star, smp, The Miz, TheMizFanatic, trouble-free, Underrated, vignettes, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of hearing about the same old overrated players on other Minecraft SMPs? Join our server and escape the endless praise of mediocre players who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have way too many dick suckery documentaries and vignettes made about our players, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Mom’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, cutting ties, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial inequality, forgiveness, Gratitude, healing from trauma, homelessness, medication struggles, mental health, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, parental neglect, self worth, Server, sibling relationships, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of being left out of a $250,000 windfall by your own mother!

Imagine the excitement of struggling to survive, just like in real life, but in blocky pixel form! Build your own ramen noodle shack, scavenge for resources to treat your virtual kidney disease, and fight off mobs while contemplating a career in “intimacy” work to make ends meet.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the joy of being taunted by an in-game character who constantly dangles the promise of help, only to snatch it away at the last moment. Will you forgive them and go shopping together, only to be mocked for not being able to afford clothes? The drama never ends on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more emotionally draining than your real life, join us now! Cut ties with your virtual mother and start a new life in a world where $100 for groceries is considered a luxury. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to feel the pain and suffering of being left out of a virtual fortune!

FuneralCraft – CancelVacay

CancelVacay, Communication, compassion, dealing with death, Decision making, difficult decisions, Emotional support, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Funeral, funeral etiquette, FuneralCraft, Grief, Loss, mourning, relationships, Support, Understanding, vacation cancellation, vacation plans

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crops Grown:	4916
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Towns Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family drama just as much as building epic structures! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a girlfriend canceling a vacation to attend her ex-boyfriend’s mom’s funeral.

Imagine the possibilities on our server – you could build a monument to Mary, the ex-mother-in-law who brought so much love and drama into your girlfriend’s life. Or maybe you’ll find yourself caught in a feud with your own family over vacation plans, just like in this crazy tale.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and drama to inspire your Minecraft adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join us now!

SpeedyBlockz

ANNOYING, Behavior, CAR, common sense, Courtesy, Driving, Etiquette, Frustration, inconsiderate, people, pet peeve, question.., reckless driving, ROAD, road rage, Safety, slow drivers, speed limit, SpeedyBlockz, traffic, why

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of dealing with slowpokes on the road who have no regard for your need for speed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that no one will ever pull out in front of you and drive under the speed limit. In fact, all players are required to drive at least 100 miles per hour at all times or face being banned. So come join us and experience the thrill of high-speed Minecraft driving like never before!

MoralityCraft: Teen Beatdowns Outrage

Abuse, activism, Beatdowns, discrimination, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Morality Police, MoralityCraft, Oppression, Outrage, Police Brutality, public outcry, Social Issues, Teen, teen girls, teenagers, violence, viral video, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT TEEN GIRLS GETTIN BEAT BY MORALITY POLICE FROM IRAN BUT LIKE IN MINECRAFT FORM. U CAN WATCH DA MADNESS UNFOLD AND JOIN IN DA FUN. WE GOT TEEN GIRLS RUNNIN AROUND TRYNA ESCAPE AND U CAN HELP OR JOIN DA POLICE AND BEAT THEM URSELF. IT’S A WILD RIDE, Y’ALL. JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA CHAOS FOR URSELF. #MINECRAFTMADNESS #TEENGIRLBEATDOWN #IRANIANCRAZINESS