Anons MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ThickZoomerLatinaB Minecraft Server

meme, Thick, Bitch, sharing, Anons

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a world where zoomer latina bitches roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, our based anons Jerstenz and anoyzesy are here to keep things interesting. Chat with them on Kik or Discord as you navigate through dungeons, build epic structures, and battle it out with other players.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

Silence, Observe, fuckup, solidarity, coalburners

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

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Heavenly Hell Minecraft Server

Academy, speculation, Reveal, Manga, predictions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as the next chapter of your favorite manga? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fending off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot.

Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and cliffhangers that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or crafting table). Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden academy full of talking sheep, or uncover the secrets of Old heaven.

Don’t worry about missing out on the weekly thread, we’ve got you covered with non-stop excitement and surprises. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anons, profanity in forum, explicit content, inappropriate post, explicit post

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie unicorns, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

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DatBoiCraft – Base Recovery Server

Pepe, Ms Miggles, shilling, DATBOI, DatBoiCraft

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We’re so close to hitting rock bottom that we might actually strike oil and become rich beyond our wildest dreams. Who needs diamonds when you can have black gold, am I right?

2. Our base may be half dead, but thanks to the recent Ms Miggles mania, we’re seeing a resurgence like never before. Who knew a virtual currency could have such a profound impact on our virtual world?

3. APU and PEPE are on the road to recovery, and if that’s not a sign that the market as a whole is going to bounce back, then I don’t know what is. Plus, we will never stop shilling our sweet boy DATBOI, so you know we’re in it for the long haul.

4. Ever wanted to play a line riders or happy wheels game within Minecraft? Well, we’re crazy enough to make that happen. And who knows, maybe we’ll figure out a way to monetize it and become virtual millionaires.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only guarantee is that we are too autistic to die. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Edition, long tail tags, horny, fetish, big

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

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GoodVibesMC Server

Communication, Rare moment, GoodVibesMC, well-being, positivity

Are you tired of dealing with mean family members and bad days? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everything is awesome all the time! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us and let’s chat with some anons about our days, share funny stories, and just have a great time together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make every day a good day in our Minecraft paradise!

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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

freedom, Server, Minecraft, Synthesis, Terrorism

Are you tired of being misled by the political system? Join our Minecraft server and create your own government where the people truly have the power! Forget about Biden and Trump, on our server, you can be the one in charge. No more fake democracy, only true freedom for all players. Build your own utopia and overthrow the oligarchy of rich players and powerful mobs. Join us and let’s create a world where everyone has a voice and authority is a thing of the past. SAGE ALL SLIDE THREADS and join the revolution!

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Anon’s Wake and Bake Minecraft Server

positive vibes, Today, Minecraft, Happy, wellness

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks and insists on challenging all newcomers to a dance-off. Can you out-dab Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Kpop, BLOCK, kpop community, Minecraft, kpop albums

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and mine with your favorite Kpop idols! That’s right, BTS, Blackpink, and EXO are all regular players on our server. Imagine building a house next to Jungkook or going on a mining adventure with Lisa.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best Kpop dance moves. Rumor has it that if you impress J-Hope with your dance skills, he’ll give you a stack of enchanted golden apples.

And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Saturday night. It’s a showdown between the Kpop stans and the Minecraft pros, and the winner gets a virtual hug from their bias.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with your favorite Kpop idol!

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