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Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

Anons, basement, blog, burial, busy, CHECK, communism, CREEPERS, cry, death, destroy, died, Do, family, guys, important, Listening, love, MAMA, moms, papa, Politics, remarry, Replies, thanks

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5818	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265653102

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, discovery, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 265653102, novel, page-turner, Party, plot twist, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener, the diamonds are always shinier, and the creepers are always creepier!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the enchanted forest guarded by a pack of zombie chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous disco cave where players can dance the night away while dodging lava pits and dodging skeletons throwing glowstick arrows!

If you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret weakness for cheeseburgers. Just make sure to bring plenty of ketchup for the battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341

673964341, Anons, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Communication, Community, Digital, discussion, forum thread, internet, Message, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online interaction, online platform, Party, post, Server, Thread, User, virtual

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with LEGENDARY loot and a disco party where zombies drop the sickest beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Brutal, chilling, Crafty, crime, Dark, detective, Enigma, investigation, Killer, murder, Mysterious, Mystery, Party, Police, puzzle, Sleuth, solving, Suspense, Thriller, violent, whodunit

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	5063
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	154
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

196247334, Adventure, advice, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, Assistance, Community, discussion, Epic, Feedback, forum, Help, INPUT, internet, Minecraft, number, ONLINE, query, question.., response, solution, suggestion, Support

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil zombie chickens with your trusty diamond sword.

Our server is so INSANE that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! But don’t worry, we’ve got super-powered armor and enchanted weapons to help you conquer any foe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this WACKY adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL

Adventure, amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Communication, Digital, Entertainment, Epic, forum, funny, humor, internet, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, sarcasm, social media, trolling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 465453469

Adventures, Anons, blocky, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Towns Built:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles with giant chickens.

Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples! And don’t forget about the legendary creeper that tells jokes while exploding (it’s a real blast)!

But that’s not all, our server is also known for its INSANE mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT blocks trying not to explode, or “Pig Racing” where you can ride on the back of a pig and race against other players to the finish line.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Gay Andy’s Block Party: Where Anons Can Build and LOL Together!

Andy Griffith, Andys, Anons, BLOCK, BUILD, Characters, Community, Entertainment, fan fiction, Fandom, Fiction, Gay, humor, interested, LGBTQ, Literature, lol, long trail tags, Party, reading, relationships, storytelling, tags, television, Writing

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing gayer than Andy Griffith fan fiction is our player base!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine is jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of Mount Everest. Legend has it, they rode that diamond into battle against a horde of zombie chickens and emerged victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest unicorn pigs you’ll ever see. Rumor has it, if you catch one, your luck will increase tenfold and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who needs Andy Griffith fan fiction when you have us?

SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

#workout, Anon, Anons, Bodybuilding, diet, email, Exercise, fit, FITNESS, health, insulting, insults, motivation, Muscles, nutrition, Russian, SlavCraft, slavs, Slurs, strength, Training, Unleash, wellness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8319	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

MidwestMinecraftMadness

Ambitions, career, children, close family, compromise, Decision making, Earning Potential, East Coast, family, frequent moves, future plans, Healthcare, husband’s dream job, Midwest, MidwestMinecraftMadness, Military life, Moving, public schools, pursuing dreams, Retirement, settling down, Support

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Falling into the Void:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this military wife’s life! From moving six times with four kids to arguing with her husband about his dream job in the Midwest, you’ll never know what to expect next.

With family drama, career ambitions, and tough decisions at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a state with poor public schools and healthcare in Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices, come join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself pursuing your own dreams in the midst of all the chaos.

LonelyCraft SMP

ISOLATION, Loneliness, loneliness and anxiety, loneliness and community, loneliness and depression, loneliness and emotional health, loneliness and friendship, loneliness and human connection, loneliness and mental illness, loneliness and self-isolation, loneliness and social media, loneliness and support networks, loneliness and technology, loneliness and well-being, Loneliness Epidemic, loneliness in quarantine, loneliness in relationships, loneliness in society, loneliness in the digital age, LonelyCraft, mental health, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	8682
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2665
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you so lonely that even the Enderman won’t look you in the eye? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never feel alone again! Join us and you’ll have more friends than a pack of wolves chasing down a sheep.

Our server is so lit, even the Creeper can’t resist dropping by for a party. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community so tight-knit, we make Spider’s webs look like loose threads. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your loneliness in the past and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

CraftyCarbCraze

balanced diet, clean eating, CraftyCarbCraze, dairy free, diet, FITNESS, gluten free, Healthy Eating, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, portion control, sustainable diet, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole30

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss program disguised as a Minecraft server!

Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!

And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.

So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!

TikTokCraze Minecraft Server

banned, Censorship, covert influence operations, digital platforms, Disinformation, foreign interference, global politics, information warfare, media outlets, Minecraft, News, online content, political influence, Propaganda, rt, russia, Russian state media, Server, social media, Sputnik, Technology, tiktok, TikTokCraze

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

so like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.

once, a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man! true story, bro.

we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. one time, a player ate one and could shoot lasers from their eyes. it was epic.

oh, and did i mention our villagers throw the best parties? they have dance battles and fireworks every night. you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life. who needs reality when you have our server?

CraftyCreeperJailbreak

Accountability, arrest, bad actors, CEO, Communication, compliance, cooperation, CraftyCreeperJailbreak, criminal activity, data, encrypted, investigation, law enforcement, legal process, messaging app, privacy, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, transparency, user information

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	9944
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

assisted reproduction, Canadian cohort study, fertility assistance, fertility treatments, gestational carriers, gestational surrogacy, high-risk pregnancies, hypertensive disorders of pregnancy, maternal health, maternal morbidity, maternal mortality, postpartum hemorrhage, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, pregnancy risks, pregnancy surrogacy, pregnancy surrogates, reproductive health, severe maternal morbidity, Struggles, surrogate, surrogate risks

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	6104
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, alive, blocky, for honor, Gaming, long tail tags, market, Minecraft, Server, state of decay 2, still supported, stopped playing, sunset, that one game, ubisoft, unexpected, Updates, years ago

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Potions Brewed:	89
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of playing the same old games that you abandoned years ago? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is like the State of Decay 2 of the gaming world – still kicking and receiving updates like nobody’s business! Join us and experience the thrill of playing a game that just won’t die, just like that plant you forgot to water for months.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the For Honor of Minecraft – unexpected, unpredictable, and totally insane. With Ubisoft-level craziness, you never know what kind of adventure you’ll stumble upon. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and endless updates? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

#youtube, algorithm, Beating, cia, Europe, fsb, FSB plant, georgia, Globohomo, Lesbian, liberal, Liberalism, migrants, Minecraft, Natasha, non-white, patriotic gear, Plant, Redpilling, russia, smp, War, zoomers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Natasha’s Adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of a time filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to join a server where everyone is secretly a spy for a mysterious organization? Well, here’s your chance! You never know who you can trust in this SMP, where everyone’s true motives are as hidden as a Russian nesting doll.

Join us for epic battles, secret missions, and a whole lot of drama. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s more thrilling than Natasha’s globe-trotting escapades. See you in the game, comrade!

CoincidenceCraft SMP: OMG So Random!

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, fluke, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, OMG, outrageous coincidence, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and landed in a hidden underground kingdom filled with diamond-clad pigs riding on top of creepers? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous coincidences in the blocky world, like stumbling upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreeperCatastrophe

arguments, bad news, bad weather, being late, cancelled plans, car accidents, computer crashes, CreeperCatastrophe, financial problems, flat tire, forgetting important events, health issues, long lines, lost keys, missed deadlines, oversleeping, power outage, rude people, spilled coffee, stress, traffic

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	6057	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned loot. Talk about a buzzkill, am I right? But fear not, dear player, for there is a Minecraft server out there that will protect you from such calamities with its magical anti-creeper force field! Yes, you heard that right. No more pesky creepers ruining your day on this server.

But wait, there’s more! On this fantastical server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic pig-riding superhero. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that all the mobs on this server have been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats? Yes, you read that correctly. Dancing llamas in top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it.