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SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2538	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	244	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4406	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Animals Bred:	133	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

alertness, balance, Breakfast, caffeine boost, coffee, CraftyCaffeineBoost, energy drinks, Exercise, Focus, healthy alternatives, hydration, Lifestyle, long-lasting energy, Matcha, morning routine, natural energy, nutrition, productivity, Sleep, tea, wellness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchantments Applied:	59
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UkrainianLandGrab

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

breaking news, Conflict, Edition, extremist group, Hamas, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageCraft, international news, kills, MIDDLE EAST, News, spokesman, terror group, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, Wounds

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	298	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2187	Zombie Dances:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af! We got creepers blowin’ up left n right, zombies chasin’ ya everywhere, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics! But wait, there’s more – our admin team is like the Avengers, always savin’ the day and makin’ sure everyone has a blast!

And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!

BurpCraftFartLand

Behavior, bodily functions, BurpCraftFartLand, burps, code-switching, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Diversity, Etiquette, farts, funny habits, humor, Language, linguistic diversity, Manners, social behavior, social customs, Social Interaction, social norms, taboo

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

RatPoisonRave

Anticoagulant rodenticide, Attention, Biodiversity, carnivore declines, conservation, contamination, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chains, Global, human health, Poisoning, PREDATORS, rat poison, RatPoisonRave, research, study, toxic chemicals, wildlife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rats on steroids runnin around like they own the place. these rats be eatin some next level rat poison, makin em super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to enter their territory. but don’t worry, we got some epic predators on the server too, all hyped up on that rat poison and ready to take down those beefed up rodents. it’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with carnivores and rats dukin it out for supremacy. so come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world of ARs and predators!

Vanilla Teams

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, PvP Crystal PvP Team Points Leaderboard KOTH Optimized Crystals Economy Shop Auto Maxed Villagers Java Edition Server Events Friends Top Minecraft Survival PvPvE Crystals Villagers Events Leaderboard, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Vanilla Teams is a 1.20+ Java Edition Minecraft Server. The server primarily focuses on Team Based Crystal PvP while incorporating small PvE elements. Fight with your friends to win events like KOTH to win Team Points and get to the Top of the Leaderboard! We feature; – Optimized Crystals – Economy Shop – Auto Maxed Villagers We look forward to seeing you on! – vanillateams.net

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