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Thicc GF’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	1838	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Eat and Womans Ass Minecraft SMP

adult services, ass, cravings, Desires, Eat, escorts, fantasies, Forbidden, fulfillment, indulgence, INTIMATE, lustful, Minecraft, Pleasure, pussy, satisfaction, seduction, smp, taboo, temptation, Womans

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Buildings Constructed:	50
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only goal is to eat all the food and explore all the nooks and crannies of the land! But watch out, because there’s a twist – the only way to survive is by teaming up with a group of sassy and fierce female warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

Join us if you dare, and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected romances along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky babe with a heart of gold and a killer sword to match.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when in doubt, always go for the ass and pussy – it’s the key to survival in this crazy world!

Bolivian Block Party Minecraft Server

Andean Music, Andean Region, andes mountains, BLOCK, Bolivia, Bolivian, Bolivian Flag, Bolivian Heritage, Bolivian People, bolivians, cuisine, culture, Diversity, indigenous languages, indigenous people, La Paz, Landlocked Country, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Party, Server, south america, spanish language, Traditions, travel

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	81	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you a fan of Bolivians? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with llamas, colorful textiles, and of course, plenty of empanadas to go around. Our server is so authentic, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported straight to the streets of La Paz.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the mountains of our server lies a secret treasure trove of ancient Incan gold. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Only time will tell.

So come on down and join us for a Bolivian-themed Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that llamas and empanadas could be so exciting?

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3265	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about fetishes and have a designated “jerk off” corner in Discord.

Join us for the Sister edition, where we will be building a giant statue of a nun made entirely out of obsidian.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who tried to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to have it struck by lightning and turned into a massive creeper explosion.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Post tags, where anything goes (as long as it’s within the Minecraft rules, of course).

Strider Vanilla Minecraft server

administration, application, Approval, Clans, Community, Competent, Discord, donation, Donations, Economy, Friendly, Incompetence, lamp atmosphere, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Dupe, No Private, no privates, No Toxicity, Pirate, Play, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Toxicity, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	4105
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchantments Applied:	204
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Strider Vanilla is a private server where you will not encounter unnecessary toxicity, incompetent administration and plugins that violate the vanilla nature of the project.

It is on this server that you can immerse yourself in a lamp atmosphere and have a pleasant time with new acquaintances in our favorite game.

In order to get to the server, you need:

● Login to the discord server

● Submit an application and wait for it to be approved

● Start playing on our project

The server does not have:

● Privates from the server side

● Extra unnecessary donation

● Toxicity and inadequacy

● Inadequate and incompetent administration

play.stridervanilla.xyz

German Gaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Potions Brewed:	151	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to the most rebellious Minecraft server out there! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (just kidding, it’s actually in Germany), there was a law that said all games must have an age rating to be sold. But guess what? Our server said “screw that noise” and decided to go rogue! We’re like the renegades of the Minecraft world, breaking all the rules and living life on the edge. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe a little bit of anarchy, then join us on this lawless Minecraft server. Who needs age ratings anyway? Let’s live life on the edge and build some epic structures together. Just don’t tell the German authorities, okay? 😉

The SecretCraft Minecraft SMP – No. 16301989 by Anonymous

#clues, action, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, crime, detective, Enigma, Hero, Icon, Intrigue, investigation, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16301989, puzzle, secret, SecretCraft, smp, solution, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4293
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because HeroLegendIcon is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and maybe even a dragon or two (we can’t confirm or deny their existence, but just saying)!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!

Crafty Steam Deck Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Star Shards Collected:	149
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a regular old computer like a peasant? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so epic, even the Steam Deck can’t handle its awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.

So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!

> Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Anthem, Behavior, BOOING, Chinese fans, controversy, cultural rivalry, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful chanting, fan behavior, GROUNDS, inappropriate, Japan team, LOSE, Minecraft, national, national anthem, Nuisance, Old Days, smp, Sportsmanship, sprinting, wrong, Yamato bvlls

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	1220	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Farms Harvested:	349
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!

Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	297	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	192
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!