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Cardboard Craft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ores Mined:	2955	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to Cardboard Craft!

We have a few gamemodes including:

Survival Creative Survival Games Bedwars

As our player base grows, we will add more servers and gamemodes! Join us @ play.cardboardcraft.net

play.cardboardcraft.net

Bloques Socialistas

PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crops Grown:	9120	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Survival server.

It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

51.161.84.219:25575

Creeed lifefuse

PvP, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9665	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

creednetwork.ddns.net

SkyDead

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	4574
Void Gems Collected:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

SkyDead01.minehut.gg

pengucraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Animals Bred:	71	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

custom mobs and custom loot, custom spawners, mcmmo, kits, survival, custom plugins, jobs, trails, player shops

mc.pengucraft.com

Valtichub

Box, Grinders, PvP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	8
Emeralds Found:	1827	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Valtichub.comBOX-PVPNO KEEP INVBEST BOX SERVERAFK REWARDSVOTE REWARDS

37.230.138.16:25604

FewFrands

PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Great Small survival server!

fewfrand.apexmc.co:25718

cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mines Excavated:	4644
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	212	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ores Mined:	9647
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

cybergrave.net is an unadulterated classical Minecraft experience with hints of playfullness and creativity. cybergrave.net is a place where gamers and gamerettes come to relax and enjoy themselves. It is an inclusive space for all peoples, but does not ensure any safety from uninclusive behavior such as hate-speech, racism, or any type of bigotry; no type of speech shall be supressed. cybergrave.net is your friendly neighborhood rabbi who coaxes you into a dark alley, only to surprise you with the works of Martin Luther. cybergrave.net does not recognize Israel as a legitimate state. cybergrave.net is a CIA psychological operation that we want you to know about. We are proudly hosted on the Island of Little Saint James, located in the United States Virgin Islands.

We have one rule: Any attempts to affect the server’s integrity shall be met with swift and painful justice.

We hope to see you soon, Thank you!

cybergrave.net

Vexmc

OneBlock, PvP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

play.vexmc.uk

Project Magma

Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

CompleteMC’s modded server. Mods: Applied Energistics 2 rv6-stable-7 Ender Core 1.12.2-0.5.74 IF 4.5.0.291 Ends IO 5.1.55 Extra Utilities Hwyla 1.8.26 Inventory Pets 2.0.3 Iron Chest 7.0.67 Magical Crops Core 1.0.2 ProjectE 1.12.2-PE1.4.1 Redstone Flux – 2.1.0.6

magmamodz.aternos.me