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Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

AmbidexCraft

adult content, AmbidexCraft, AMBIDEXTROUS, arousal, brain development, cognitive function, dexterity, digital age, explicit material, fine motor skills, hand coordination, hand dominance, Internet porn, left handed, motor skills, online videos, right-handed, sexual stimulation, taboo subjects, technological advancements, visual stimuli

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimension Hops:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous.

MemoriseCraft: Solve, Alter, Create!

Alter, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Create, False memories, information processing, information retention, learning strategies, mathematical problem statement, MemoriseCraft, memorization, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory formation, memory recall, memory retention, memory retrieval, research, SOLVE, solving methods, study techniques

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2086	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the way you mine for diamonds actually helps you solve math problems! It’s like, so crazy, man. You’ll be digging away and suddenly BAM, you remember the quadratic formula like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the more math problems you solve, the more epic loot you get in the game. It’s like a win-win, dude.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy feature where solving puzzles can actually alter your memory. Like, you could be trying to figure out how to build a redstone contraption and then BOOM, you remember your 5th grade teacher’s phone number. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

And get this, sometimes solving problems can even create false memories. Like, you could swear you saw a herd of pink sheep running through the server, but it was just your brain playing tricks on you. It’s a wild ride, man.

So come join us on this Minecraft server where math and memory collide in the most outrageous ways. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have? It’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Ezartla: Where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players! 1.21+

Adventure, blocks, Combat, Crafting, Crazier.., custom enchantments, discord community, entrepreneur, Ezartla, Farming, Features, Friendly staff, Griefers, Massive World, Mechanics, Mining, mobs, Players, PvE, PvP, Ranks, skills system, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Key Features:
🔒 Land Claiming
💰 Player-Run Economy
🏅 Ranks
✨ Custom Enchantments
💪 Skills System
🌍 Massive World
🚀 Minecraft 1.21
🚀 And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Q: How do I claim land on Ezartla?

A: To claim land, simply use the land claiming system by placing a claim block and selecting the area you wish to protect.

Q: How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?

A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. As you progress, you will unlock unique perks and abilities.

Q: Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla features powerful custom enchantments that can be applied to gear to enhance your gameplay.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla has a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources.

Q: Is there a skills system on Ezartla?

A: Yes, you can hone your skills in various disciplines such as mining, crafting, combat, and farming to unlock new abilities.

Q: How large is the world on Ezartla?

A: The world on Ezartla is massive, spanning 50,000 by 50,000 blocks, providing endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.

Q: Which version of Minecraft does Ezartla use?

A: Ezartla uses Minecraft 1.21, allowing you to experience the latest features, blocks, and mechanics.

Q: How can I stay updated with Ezartla news and community discussions?

A: Join our Discord community at https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny to stay updated with the latest news and chat with fellow players.

EveCraft Minecraft Server

character appearance, character design, comparison, COSPLAY, Eve, EveCraft, fan theories, Female Characters, Final Fantasy, Gaming, iconic characters, inspiration, lookalike, Minecraft, parasite eve, RPG, Server, Similarities, Square Enix, Tifa, video games, visual design

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, on our server, Eve looks like Tifa from Final Fantasy because…why not? Maybe she’s a secret cosplayer or maybe she just really loves Tifa’s style. Join us for a chance to see Eve kicking creepers with her killer martial arts moves while looking fabulous in her Tifa-inspired outfit. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with her and take on the Ender Dragon together! Join now for a chance to see Eve’s epic transformation and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

”/dlc/ – Minecraft SMP: Disney League of Cute #190”

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, Disney, Disney League of Cute, dlc, DTVA, Female Protagonists, funny, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever, Webby’s emotional strip edition, Western cartoons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2519	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Votes:	5168

Looking for a place to chat about your favorite cute and funny female protagonists in cartoons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Join us for the emotional strip edition of Webby’s adventures, where she navigates the ups and downs of being a duck in a human world. And don’t miss out on the MEGAS, where Molly McGee’s ghostly shenanigans will have you in stitches!

But wait, there’s more! Hailey is always on it, solving mysteries and saving the day in her own unique way. And who can forget The Owl House, where magic and mayhem collide in the most hilarious ways possible?

Amphibia, Kiff, Hamster And Gretel, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur – we’ve got it all! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Miraculous, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and so much more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into the wacky world of Western cartoons like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

PissedCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Disappointment, Disrespect, friendship, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, PissedCraft, resolution, Server, social etiquette, Trust

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with fake friends like Jake? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable pals again!

On our server, we have a strict “no Jake” policy, so you can game in peace without any drama or half-hearted apologies. Plus, our virtual birthday parties are way more fun than any real-life gathering – no need to worry about who’s paying for what gift!

So come join us and leave all the Jakes behind. Let’s build some epic friendships and have a blast together in the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life Jake drama!

SisPicDenialCraft

Boundaries, celebration, college, dorm, emotional baggage, extended family, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, Memory, parents, PHOTO, PRESSURE, remember, Resentment, scholarship, sibling, SisPicDenialCraft, sister, Support, Trauma

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft server out there! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate ghostly adventure and be surrounded by the spirits of long lost siblings.

Our server is like no other, with rooms dedicated to the memory of past players who have moved on to the next level. Explore Emily’s room, untouched since her departure, and feel the chill of her presence as you navigate through the eerie hallways.

But beware, our extended family members may pop in from time to time to remind you of the importance of compassion and understanding, even in the face of ghostly encounters. And don’t forget to collect photos of your lost siblings to decorate your virtual dorm room – it’s a must-have for all players!

So, are you ready to face the ghosts of the past and prove yourself worthy of survival in this hauntingly hilarious Minecraft server? Join us now and show us if you’ve got what it takes to navigate the afterlife with style!

ParodyFlicksMC SMP

amusement, chuckles, Cinema, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, farce, film, funny, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, Movie, Parody, ParodyFlicksMC, satire, slapstick, smp, Spoof, WIT

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never take anything seriously! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so hilarious, even Hollywood is taking notes. We once had a player accidentally turn their house into a giant toilet, and we all had to help them flush out the problem (literally).

If you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash), then come join us! Who needs a movie when you can experience the ultimate comedy show in Minecraft form? Join now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

BooCraft Haunters

Afterlife, Apparition, BooCraft, eerie, fear, ghost, ghostly encounters, ghostly mischief, ghostly pranks, ghostly presence, Haunt, Haunters, Haunting, haunting experiences, haunting strategies, haunting techniques, Paranormal, scare, Specter, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of haunting the same old boring houses and scaring the same old boring people? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and haunt players in a whole new way!

Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and whispering spooky messages in their ears as they mine for diamonds. Or maybe you could possess a chicken and start a poultry uprising in the village square. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ghostly Griefer, who is said to haunt the depths of the Nether and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to enter. Will you be brave enough to face this spectral menace?

So come join us on our haunted Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter of the ghosts!

EuroCensor Minecraft Server

activism, anti-Putin, art, blocked, Censorship, controversy, Democracy, documentary, EuroCensor, Europe, Expression, filmmaker, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, Media Suppression, Minecraft, Political, protest, russia, Screening, Server, venice film festival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3102	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stick it to da man? well dis server is da place for u, my dude! we are like, totally in da middle of europe, surrounded by all dat culture and stuff. but guess what? we are under censorship! like, we are so edgy and rebellious, we make anti-putin filmmakers look like preschoolers.

join our server and be a part of da resistance, fight against da oppressive forces of censorship and tyranny. u can build ur own secret underground base, where u plot against da evil overlords who try to silence us. and if u get caught, u gotta do a parkour challenge to escape da authorities.

we also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. they are like, da fiercest warriors in all of minecraft, and they will protect u at all costs.

so come on, join our server and be a part of something bigger than urself. together, we will overthrow da oppressive regime and bring freedom to all minecraft players. oh, and we also have free cake every friday. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, do u?