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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7678 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.
we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.
if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.
so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
