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InflationPlummet Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing plummeting is the inflation rate, just like in Argentina in 2024! we promise a 94-point drop in boring stuff like inflation, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. who needs real life problems when you can escape to our server and live your best blocky life? join now and experience the thrill of virtual economics and epic adventures! -
Block Party: NIMBYs Beware!
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dat 2010 law in France dat forced peeps to merge towns, but instead of buildings, we building up mad houses and shizz! NIMBYs ain’t got no power here, so u can build all da houses u want without no haters tryna stop u. Plus, we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like it’s a rave party up in here. So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be off da chain, yo! -
CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t make you feel like you’re crashing at your sister’s overcrowded house during a family get-together? Look no further! Our server offers unlimited wifi, no line-ups for showers, and most importantly, no sleeping on couches or floors!Join us and escape the chaos of family gatherings gone wrong. We promise you won’t have to call off any get-togethers or waste anyone’s time. Plus, we won’t judge you for booking a hotel room instead of suffering through a cramped house situation. So come on over and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!
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Birds in Blocks Server
Yo, so like, this server is lit AF cuz we got like, 195,000 seabirds just chillin in our waters every year. It’s like a party for the birds, except they’re getting caught in all the action. Join our server and help save these party animals from their watery demise. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with such a crazy statistic? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with seabirds. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one bird at a time. -
BlockbusterBinge
Do you love watching movies so much that you wish you could live in them? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building your own movie set and reenacting your favorite scenes with your friends. Want to be a wizard at Hogwarts? Done. Want to fight zombies in a post-apocalyptic world? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every day is like a new blockbuster movie! Join us now and let the adventure begin! -
CousinsCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.
Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.
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PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets
OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here! -
Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the husband of artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Eve and her husband decided to create a Minecraft world so epic, even the creepers were shaking in their blocky boots.On this server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns, and battle zombie pigmen with a sword forged in the fires of Mount Doom. But beware, Eve is always watching and she’s not afraid to banish anyone who dares to grief her precious creations.
So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Eve’s all-knowing gaze). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting!
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/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.
But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.
And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!
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JanitorCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with family drama over money? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!On our server, you can mine for diamonds, battle dragons, and even ride pigs through the sky. Who needs to worry about bills and sunglasses when you can embark on epic quests with your fellow gamers?
Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and leave all your financial woes behind – because in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!