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| Server IP | 198.244.176.183:25600 |
|---|---|
| Features | LevelledMobs, Lifesteal, TPA, Trading plugin, PVP disabled on spawn island |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is LevelledMobs? | LevelledMobs makes hostile mobs stronger and faster as you travel further from spawn, but they also drop more loot and exp. |
| How does Lifesteal work? | Lifesteal allows players to gain extra hearts by killing other players. Victims will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, but they are expensive. Players can have up to 20 hearts, which decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated and can only be revived by other players through a Revive Beacon. |
| Are there any special plugins available? | Yes, the server offers TPA (teleport) and Trading plugins to enhance gameplay experience. |
| Is PVP allowed on the spawn island? | No, PVP is disabled on the spawn island to provide a safe starting area for players. |
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