ANNOYING Minecraft Servers

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  • HateWatchinSMP

    HateWatchinSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, have you ever been watching a movie and then this one actor or actress comes on screen and you’re just like NOPE, I can’t deal with this person? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have this one player who is like the equivalent of that annoying actor/actress. But, like, in a good way, you know? Like, they’re so bad at building stuff that it’s actually hilarious to watch. It’s like a trainwreck, you can’t look away!

    So, if you’re into watching someone fail miserably at Minecraft but still somehow manage to make you laugh, then you HAVE to join our server. Plus, we have this crazy story about how this player once accidentally blew up their entire base with TNT because they thought it was a firework show. It was epic, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to tame a wild wolf and ended up getting chased around the map for hours. Good times, good times.

    So, yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with a cast of characters that will make you question your sanity, then come join us! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, I promise you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious facepalming moments.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HateNormalityCraft

    HateNormalityCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of “normal” Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us if you despise the mundane and crave the outrageous!

    On our server, you’ll find pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and cows that tell jokes (trust us, they’re udderly hilarious). Our friendly community of players will welcome you with open arms and maybe even a virtual hug or two.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a fiery feline with a taste for adventure.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and have a dance party with a creeper? Don’t settle for normal, come join us and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnnoyingBelonging Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingBelonging Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have this crazy thing where all your belongings have personalities, like, can you imagine your diamond sword being all sassy and talking back to you? It’s hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the enchanted armor, they’re like a bunch of divas.

    But wait, there’s more! We have this wild storyline where the creepers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world, and you have to team up with the villagers to stop them. It’s like a spy thriller but with blocks and stuff. And the best part is, if you join now, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. I know, right? So epic.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, come join us! We’re always looking for new players to join in on the craziness. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of derpy Minecraft characters and go on wacky adventures together? It’s a no-brainer, bro. Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoMoreSayingPls

    NoMoreSayingPls

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” every time something goes wrong in your life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of everyday phrases!

    On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring phrases forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftRage: Minor Annoyances

    CraftRage: Minor Annoyances

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those pesky creepers blowing up your meticulously built structures? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Look no further, because on our server, pigs are equipped with rocket launchers and can fly! It’s a pig-pocalypse of epic proportions!

    Sick of boring old mining for resources? On our server, all you have to do is sing your favorite song and the blocks will break themselves! Just be careful not to hit any high notes, or you might accidentally unleash a horde of singing skeletons!

    So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. With crazy mods, wacky adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Solitude Sanctuary 1.20

    Solitude Sanctuary 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about annoying people bothering you! Our server is perfect for those who prefer solitude and peace. You can build, explore, and survive without any noisy distractions. Embrace your inner hermit and join us for a truly peaceful gaming experience. Who needs friends when you have the whole blocky world to yourself?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PostSexPests Minecraft SMP

    PostSexPests Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic after sex parties ever! Like, after you finish mining and crafting all day, you can come chill with us and have a blast. We have fireworks, cake, and even a pet llama that tells jokes. And get this, after the party, we all jump into a pool of lava for funsies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the wildest after sex shenanigans in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored llamas and ride them into battle against giant creepers. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest block in the game” but it turns out to be a block of cheese or something. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to join just to experience the chaos. Plus, we have a rule that if you don’t say “potato” every five minutes, you get banned. It’s so silly but also kind of genius, right? So come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP_H8_SocialMedia

    SMP_H8_SocialMedia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of all the drama and fake news on social media, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that sell you potions to make you fly like a majestic chicken. Plus, our server is protected by a magical rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots rainbows out of its butt. So come join us and escape the madness of social media, where the only drama you’ll find is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DishCraft Minecraft Server

    DishCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being yelled at for simply washing your dishes before class? Do you want to escape the tyranny of dish soap accusations? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind!

    On our server, you can build a virtual kitchen where you can wash as many dishes as you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about smelling like dish soap and stinking up your classroom – in our world, you can smell like victory instead!

    Join us and show your mom who’s boss by creating the most epic dishwashing station the Minecraft universe has ever seen. Let’s see if she still thinks you smell bad when you’re the dishwashing master of the virtual realm!

    So come on, leave the real world problems behind and join our server for a dishwashing adventure like no other. Who knew washing dishes could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP