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CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

6/10 woman, 8/10 woman, age, annoying womanisms, attractive woman, CraftyCougars, DATING, fending off orbiters, fulfilling sex, inferior version, investment standpoint, madness, mentally stable, Minecraft, money investment, not good enough, number, plights, Pursuing, sub8 woman, time investment, ugly women, worry, worse children

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3781
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

ShortyCraft

body image, Confidence, dating preferences, dating standards, height and attractiveness, height and relationships., height discrimination, height insecurity, height preference, height requirements, height shaming, height standards, height stereotypes, Heightism, Masculinity, physical appearance, self esteem, short guys, short men, ShortyCraft, societal expectations

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop laughs and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!

SovereignCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SovereignCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, UN ambassador, united nations

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

so, liek, u kno how u always wanna play minecraft but u dont kno where to go? well, come join our server cuz we got da craziest shiz ever!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?

plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.

so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

MirageCraft2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, european union, France, Geopolitical, international relations, jets, Media, Military, military technology, Mirage-2000, MirageCraft2025, SECURITY, Transfer, Ukraine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. we got so many mirage 2000 jets flying around, you’ll think you’re in a war zone. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, ya know?

imagine flying through the skies on a jet, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft.

plus, we got this crazy story where France is like, “here, Ukraine, take these jets as a gift.” and Ukraine is all like, “thanks, bro, now we can dominate the skies in Minecraft.”

so, if you wanna experience the thrill of flying fighter jets in a blocky world, come join us on this server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

The Dominion: Where dragons steal your loot and creepers steal your heart! Now with even more custom items!

1.8-1.21, Autoclickers, Bosses, bug abuse, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, CREEPERS, Custom, Custom Items, Discord, Dominion, dragons, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, Heart, Items, Leveling system, Loot, macroing, Map, Minecraft, PvE, racism, RPG, RPG adventure, rules, Server, smp, steal

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	170	Towns Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ores Mined:	7417	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Welcome to The Dominion

IP: play.thedominion.us

Alternate IP: thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰

Features	Description
⚔️ DUNGEONS	Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
🌍 WORLDS	Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
🛠️ CUSTOMIZATION	Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN	Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION	Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

⚔️ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links

Discord

Map

Rules

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules.
Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Age Gap Minecraft Server

age, aging gracefully, aging process, cultural norms, cultural perspectives, emotional intelligence, Experience, gap, generational differences, life stages, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal values, traditional beliefs, wisdom

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of feeling ancient in your own country? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and craft your way to eternal youthfulness. Who needs maturity when you can have endless fun and shenanigans on our server? So come on, join us and leave your wrinkles and responsibilities behind!

> Blurry Taskbar Icons Minecraft SMP

Appearance, blurry, blurry icons, Computer, Desktop, Display, FIX, Help, Icons, Issue, Minecraft, pixelated, Problem, resolution, smp, software, taskbar, taskbar icons, Troubleshooting, Visual, why, windows

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tasks and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that even the taskbar icons are blurry! Why, you ask? Because our server is so intense that your computer can’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

MotoStop Minecraft Server

aggressive driving, AITAH, Asshole, brake checked, driving etiquette, following distance, front bumper, intersection, long stare, Minecraft, misunderstanding, motorcycle behavior, MotoStop, Oregon, rear wheel, red light, road rage, safe distance, Server, side view mirror, stopping 5-6 ft behind a motorcycle, traffic incident

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	1518
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of motorcycle road rage in a safe and blocky environment? Look no further! Join our server and reenact the epic brake checking showdown that happened at a stoplight in Oregon.

Imagine the adrenaline rush as you stare down your opponents, mouth insults through your pixelated side view mirror, and engage in slow-motion acceleration battles. And don’t worry, our intersection intersections are perfectly safe for all your brake checking needs.

So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate road rage showdowns in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone places a block in your path.

WeddingWhitelist

Bridal, bride, control, disagreement, dress code, family, family dynamics, maid of honor, overshadowed, Respect, Rift, sibling relationships, sister, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingWhitelist, white dress

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
New Chunks Explored:	612080	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wedding dress drama that will make your blocky world spin!

Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild sister appears wearing a white dress to your virtual wedding! Will you be able to stop her before she steals your spotlight? Will your virtual parents take sides in this epic battle of fashion faux pas? Only on our server will you find out!

Join now for a chance to witness the most outrageous wedding dress showdown in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything can happen!

OvernightSkillz – Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, goal achievement, life enhancement, Minecraft, Overnight learning, OvernightSkillz, personal development, quick skill development, rapid skill acquisition, self growth, self improvement, skill acquisition techniques, skill application, skill enhancement, skill improvement strategies, skill mastery, skill mastery benefits, skill mastery goals, skill mastery success, skill proficiency, skill utilization, smp, talent development

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll have the chance to master the ancient art of llama whispering! Imagine being able to communicate with these majestic creatures and have them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just whisper sweet nothings to your trusty llama steed and off you go!

But that’s not all, folks! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of chicken ninjas. These feathered warriors are experts in stealth and sabotage, and they’ll teach you their ways if you prove yourself worthy. Imagine sneaking up on your enemies with a squad of ninja chickens at your side, clucking menacingly as you strike fear into their hearts.

So if you want to level up your skills and have some ridiculous fun along the way, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

CraftyCash – Mining for Riches

compensated efforts, CraftyCash, high income jobs, high paying jobs, job compensation, job earnings, job rewards, job satisfaction, lucrative careers, lucrative employment, Mining, rewarding careers, Riches, salary surprises, surprising pay rates, time investment, time vs. money, time vs. pay, unexpected salaries, unexpected wages, well-compensated professions, well-paid jobs, well-paying occupations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to make a measly amount of diamonds? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the job of professional chicken wrangler pays surprisingly well!

Not only will you be able to collect eggs and feathers, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic chicken rodeos where you can win rare loot and prizes. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens on our server have been known to lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons.

So come join us and start your lucrative career as a chicken wrangler today! Who knew that farming poultry could be so profitable and exciting?