🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2496 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 141 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2327 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! We are the only server where the trend is to be completely ridiculous and over the top.
Join us if you can’t stand the highly popularized trend of playing Minecraft like a normal person. On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your pet chicken, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your trading skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why waste your time on those boring SMPs when you can join us and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
