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BlockyBanter

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Emeralds Found:	3026
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Items Found:	2123
Players Killed by Monsters:	1892	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft maniac run free! Just don’t ask us what our server name is, because it’s so epic that saying it out loud will make your computer explode with rainbows and unicorns!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Votes:	8218
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	496873	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

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5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Potions Brewed:	103	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5012	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Votes:	9601

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ores Mined:	9892
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ores Mined:	6941
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

pvp.landymine.ru:19132

Epic Fail Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5702	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

Move to America Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, collapse, Crisis, decision, discussion, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, immigration, Impact, instability, Minecraft, Move, Moving, opportunity, perspective, Relocation, smp, Tariffs, Trade, uncertainty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	New Chunks Explored:	914221
Love Letters Sent:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Forget about politics, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about tariffs. Join us and witness the chaos as Europe implodes in the most entertaining way possible. Who needs a stable economy when you have a server full of hilarious shenanigans? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride!