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RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Alien Abductions:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2875	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Potions Brewed:	93	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	212
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.